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Anyone have any toothpicks to pry my eyelids open for the next 3 hours till I can go home....

oh, and.... who stole my voice???

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Pinch yourself on the nipple.



Helped a lil... :|

LOL During the company holiday party last Friday the wife of one of our sister companies grabbed my boob when we were having our group photo taken. :o:ph34r:

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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LOL During the company holiday party last Friday the wife of one of our sister companies grabbed my boob when we were having our group photo taken. :o:ph34r:



So in California, a woman can't marry another woman, but she can marry your sister company? :|

Blues,
Dave
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LOL During the company holiday party last Friday the wife of one of our sister companies grabbed my boob when we were having our group photo taken. :o:ph34r:



So in California, a woman can't marry another woman, but she can marry your sister company? :|

Blues,
Dave


:P Bugger off, I'm tired!

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Anyone have any toothpicks to pry my eyelids open for the next 3 hours till I can go home....

oh, and.... who stole my voice???

g



Shouldn't stay up all night fornicating.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Anyone have any toothpicks to pry my eyelids open for the next 3 hours till I can go home....

oh, and.... who stole my voice???

g

A friend of a friend's half-sister knows a dentist that has a cousin that owns a staple gun. I'll see if I can borrow it. :ph34r:
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Anyone have any toothpicks to pry my eyelids open for the next 3 hours till I can go home....

oh, and.... who stole my voice???

g

A friend of a friend's half-sister knows a dentist that has a cousin that owns a staple gun. I'll see if I can borrow it. :ph34r:


LOL I could really use it right now... Especially as I'll be entertaining the in-laws this eve.

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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LOL During the company holiday party last Friday the wife of one of our sister companies grabbed my boob when we were having our group photo taken. :o:ph34r:



So in California, a woman can't marry another woman, but she can marry your sister company? :|

Blues,
Dave


LOL Thought I'd share the lovely photo!

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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LOL During the company holiday party last Friday the wife of one of our sister companies grabbed my boob when we were having our group photo taken. :o:ph34r:



So in California, a woman can't marry another woman, but she can marry your sister company? :|

Blues,
Dave


LOL Thought I'd share the lovely photo!

g


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