Pokerstar 0 #1 January 3, 2009 I am so bored, and no one is around. Help me determine the course of my evening.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #2 January 3, 2009 Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Lemme think...lemme think! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #3 January 3, 2009 I didn't think burn after reading was very good.. it was ok until it just ended bam.. I hate those movies that just end. I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #4 January 3, 2009 Me likey this poll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #5 January 3, 2009 NO! They will do nothing except separate you and your skydiving funds! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #6 January 3, 2009 howabout... crack a beer and watch cutaway? im on beer numero 6 for the night, and watching transformers now, just finished the dark night"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomal2day 0 #7 January 3, 2009 Quote I am so bored, and no one is around. Help me determine the course of my evening. You forgot the option: Check my rig, pack my gear, get ready for tomorrow's jumping!! 'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine' 'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #8 January 3, 2009 I dont have cutaway... is it available online?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #9 January 3, 2009 not that i would ever recommend a torrent... but im sure someone somewhere has it for download somehow "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #10 January 3, 2009 Quote Quote I am so bored, and no one is around. Help me determine the course of my evening. You forgot the option: Check my rig, pack my gear, get ready for tomorrow's jumping!! It's 11 degrees now, with a foot of snow (or more) on the ground, and more expected tomorrow. However, I am counting down the days until I leave for Skydive the Farm. 1/15 I start my AFF. Woo!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #11 January 3, 2009 Quote Me likey this poll. Did you vote? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #12 January 3, 2009 QuoteMe likey this poll pole. ok try again. ok I think I really fixed it this time.I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Belgian_Draft 0 #13 January 3, 2009 Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #14 January 3, 2009 If you haven't, try Momento. Great movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #15 January 3, 2009 How about chug a beer, burn some crack and THEN watch the Dude! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pokerstar 0 #16 January 3, 2009 Quote Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! Jesus, that's quite an imagination you have... or do you speak from experience? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SuFantasma 0 #17 January 3, 2009 Quote I am so bored, and no one is around. Help me determine the course of my evening. Stay home, watch a porn movie, take the $20 you were planning to spend on the lap dance, wrap them around your dick, jerk off ... At the end, you'll still have a cheaper beer, the $20 and you can post the results on DZ.com Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,390 #18 January 3, 2009 Quote Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! Oh, man! I haven't heard of ferret-legging in years!Edited to add link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Belgian_Draft 0 #19 January 3, 2009 Quote Quote Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! Jesus, that's quite an imagination you have... or do you speak from experience? Oh, that's just imagination. I learned a long time ago not to act out such ideas. I causes problems. Like the time I grabbed a dog (who hated cats), my brother grabbed the cat (who hated dogs), and we tossed them into my teenage sisters bedroom where she was studying (or whatever teenage girls do), and shut the door. I had no idea she used words like that. It scarred me for life. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Belgian_Draft 0 #13 January 3, 2009 Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #14 January 3, 2009 If you haven't, try Momento. Great movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 January 3, 2009 How about chug a beer, burn some crack and THEN watch the Dude! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #16 January 3, 2009 Quote Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! Jesus, that's quite an imagination you have... or do you speak from experience? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #17 January 3, 2009 Quote I am so bored, and no one is around. Help me determine the course of my evening. Stay home, watch a porn movie, take the $20 you were planning to spend on the lap dance, wrap them around your dick, jerk off ... At the end, you'll still have a cheaper beer, the $20 and you can post the results on DZ.com Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #18 January 3, 2009 Quote Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! Oh, man! I haven't heard of ferret-legging in years!Edited to add link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #19 January 3, 2009 Quote Quote Stay home, crack a beer, drop a ferret down one leg of your trousers and a rat down the other. Make sure trouser legs are tucked into your boots. No more boredom! Jesus, that's quite an imagination you have... or do you speak from experience? Oh, that's just imagination. I learned a long time ago not to act out such ideas. I causes problems. Like the time I grabbed a dog (who hated cats), my brother grabbed the cat (who hated dogs), and we tossed them into my teenage sisters bedroom where she was studying (or whatever teenage girls do), and shut the door. I had no idea she used words like that. It scarred me for life. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
