I'm drunk: should I..

[Nataly 38]

Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[ifell 0]

Water is your friend!

[theonlyski 3]

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Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

I choose F

F: Take sexually seductive pictures and post them on DZ for rating.

I'm sure youll feel better after that, all these guys messaging you offering to come sober you up and all.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[Nataly 38]

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Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

I choose F

F: Take sexually seductive pictures and post them on DZ for rating.

I'm sure youll feel better after that, all these guys messaging you offering to come sober you up and all.

Even one bottle is not enough to knock that much sense out of me!!! No need to post seductive pictures - I'm sure you boys have *such* a great imagination that reality would only disappoint!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[theonlyski 3]

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Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

I choose F

F: Take sexually seductive pictures and post them on DZ for rating.

I'm sure youll feel better after that, all these guys messaging you offering to come sober you up and all.

Even one bottle is not enough to knock that much sense out of me!!! No need to post seductive pictures - I'm sure you boys have *such* a great imagination that reality would only disappoint!

Have another bottle or two. Tequilla??

Well, ya need a picture to start the imagination! And dont say things like that, the real thing is ALWAYS better.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[d_squared431 0]

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Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

You forgot the "other" option.

So I say other, of course.

You need to DD VB right now!! He would love it and you will get a crash course in how to use the words "fuck" and "bla bla bla"

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[Nataly 38]

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Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

I choose F

F: Take sexually seductive pictures and post them on DZ for rating.

I'm sure youll feel better after that, all these guys messaging you offering to come sober you up and all.

Even one bottle is not enough to knock that much sense out of me!!! No need to post seductive pictures - I'm sure you boys have *such* a great imagination that reality would only disappoint!

Have another bottle or two. Tequilla??

Well, ya need a picture to start the imagination! And dont say things like that, the real thing is ALWAYS better.

For the boys - taken a few seconds ago..

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[Nataly 38]

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You need to DD VB right now!!

HUH???

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[theonlyski 3]

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Or any other suggestions.. Have had an entire bottle of wine, and I'm *tiny*

I choose F

F: Take sexually seductive pictures and post them on DZ for rating.

I'm sure youll feel better after that, all these guys messaging you offering to come sober you up and all.

Even one bottle is not enough to knock that much sense out of me!!! No need to post seductive pictures - I'm sure you boys have *such* a great imagination that reality would only disappoint!

Have another bottle or two. Tequilla??

Well, ya need a picture to start the imagination! And dont say things like that, the real thing is ALWAYS better.

For the boys - taken a few seconds ago..

Higher...

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[Dave1960 0]

For the boys - taken a few seconds ago..
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Okay, now that you have our attention . . . .

[somethinelse 0]

Nataly,
maybe you should take a "Day of Rest" on this fine Sunday day, give the DZ.com a rest, take a nap.

Then waking you'll feel refreshed.

Grap a cup of coffee and then contemplate, with a clear head, getting out and about. Break out of the usual same old same old.

Go out and do something new, fun or different.
Be unique.
Be original.

[Nataly 38]

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Nataly,
maybe you should take a "Day of Rest" on this fine Sunday day, give the DZ.com a rest, take a nap.

Then waking you'll feel refreshed.

Grap a cup of coffee and then contemplate, with a clear head, getting out and about. Break out of the usual same old same old.

Go out and do something new, fun or different.
Be unique.
Be original.

Aww man.. That's asking a lot.. Going out.. Trying something new.. Being unique.. Being original..

It's 10pm, and too late to make anything of my Sunday. Probably *should* have gone out - but then who would have been here to make everyone feel better about their own not-so-pathetic life?!!

Sorry

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[Nataly 38]

For the boys - taken a few seconds ago..

Higher...


As requested...

Edit to say: it seems this topic has offended some people, since it comes across like I'm asking for people to cheer me on.. Just to clarify: I *am* aware that drinking in excess achieves nothing at all, and I'm NOT suggesting for one minute that I should be *praised* for my stupidity. That being said, I can't un-drink the wine, and I welcome humorous posts that will make me smile. Sorry if you're one of those who were/is offended

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[theonlyski 3]

I know you!!

Now I remember the name!
















HAHAHA j/k

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[Nataly 38]

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I know you!!

Now I remember the name!

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You WISH!!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[theonlyski 3]

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I know you!!

Now I remember the name!

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You WISH!!

Maybe you just wish that I would wish.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[Nataly 38]

[theonlyski 3]

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Maybe you just wish that I would wish.

[happythoughts 0]

"Don't walk away."

"Whatever... you guys love it when I walk away."

(Wish I had a camera then.)

[Nataly 38]

Ah ha ha!!!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[gonzalesna 0]

all but the last option.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.