Girlfalldown 0 #1 May 17, 2006 Do you find that you poop around the same time every day? I can be on the same schedule for a week or two and then suddenly nothing. Or it'll be at very inappropriate times. It's so frustrating. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #2 May 17, 2006 You need to get out more! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 May 17, 2006 I usually poop in the mornings but my work schedule is so goofed I don't always have time. Then I have to wait all day. It's OK though.........not pooping in the morning makes me not want to eat all day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 May 17, 2006 Hmm...So if you miss your chance in the morning does it hold? Does it go back up? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 May 17, 2006 QuoteSo if you miss your chance in the morning does it hold? Does it go back up? Except for the Iraqi buckshot ass days..........it just goes into a holding pattern until I get back home. Pooping away from home is hardly an option in this country unless it's an extreme emergency. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #6 May 17, 2006 QuoteHmm...So if you miss your chance in the morning does it hold? Does it go back up? GFD!!!! Stop talking about poop! Bext thing you know you will want to touch it!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteHmm...So if you miss your chance in the morning does it hold? Does it go back up? GFD!!!! Stop talking about poop! Bext thing you know you will want to touch it! You are the only one that wants to touch his poop. Stop touching your poop Pop! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #8 May 17, 2006 In appropriate poop times suck. Imagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way ....it makes for a long ride to altitude. sux, sux, sux...Otters need restrooms. Other scenarios with skydive poo: Practing EPs and afraid you'll agitate the poo. Being afraid to ask for a pin check due to high risk poo fumage Praying for a soft opening so you don't lose the poo "I didn't brain fart the skydive, I just had poop on the brain" GFD...thanks..I needed this thread. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 May 17, 2006 QuoteImagine trying to visualize your skydive with poopage in the way .... People I work with are always afraid of getting into a fire fight while you have to pee or poop really bad. Because you'll NEVER live down peeing your pants in a fire fight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 May 17, 2006 I went into the bathroom/shower area of a dz clubhouse one time and the smell was bad, bad, bad!!!!! There was a guy in there cleaning shit out of his jumpsuit. He just got down from a jump where he had a very sudden attack of the shits when he was under canopy and he couldn't hold it. Poor bastard. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 May 17, 2006 One of the worst things about pre-poop is when you're sitting in your little office and you let out a little toot and of course, because you haven't gone yet, it stinks! Then your boss walks in to go over something. I don't know if I should laugh, blush or open the window and shoo him out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #12 May 17, 2006 get air freshner that smells like Sugar Cookies. Pre-poop exhaust blends well with it, and folks tell you that your poop smells like cookies. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 May 17, 2006 But that would take all the fun out of it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #14 May 17, 2006 why does this need to be discussed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 May 17, 2006 Why does anything need to be discussed? If it offends you so then why would you click on it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #16 May 17, 2006 Now that is FUNNY! After a night of mass beer consumption, that is exactly why I always keep Comodium (imodium) with me for those kind of mornings!!! I bet that guy landed as far away from everyone else as possible... I guess that would also be a good time to hit the swoop pond. Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 May 17, 2006 Blasphemy! The swoop pond is already tainted with recycled beer. Why would you want poop all over your toe when you swoop the pond too? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 May 17, 2006 Did Walt put you up to this??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #19 May 17, 2006 QuoteWhy does anything need to be discussed? If it offends you so then why would you click on it? If he did not click on it, HOW would he complain about it? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 May 17, 2006 QuoteDid Walt put you up to this?? I had nothing to do with it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #21 May 17, 2006 ... suddenly for some odd reason, a vision of Caddyshack just came to mind! "Doodie, Doodie! Don't touch it..." Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 May 17, 2006 QuoteI went into the bathroom/shower area of a dz clubhouse one time and the smell was bad, bad, bad!!!!! There was a guy in there cleaning shit out of his jumpsuit. He just got down from a jump where he had a very sudden attack of the shits when he was under canopy and he couldn't hold it. Poor bastard. Walt *** He logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 May 17, 2006 No. I was just asking a simple question. We all do it. Why are people so uptight about it? It's not like I'm talking about poo eaters or something. Now THAT is gross! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #24 May 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI went into the bathroom/shower area of a dz clubhouse one time and the smell was bad, bad, bad!!!!! There was a guy in there cleaning shit out of his jumpsuit. He just got down from a jump where he had a very sudden attack of the shits when he was under canopy and he couldn't hold it. Poor bastard. Walt *** He logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H BWAHAHAHAHAHA! One of the best replies EVER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #25 May 17, 2006 it is just the word "poop". rather go with crapping or shitting. poop.....the word is almost shaped like poop. nasty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
