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Cashmanimal

The 3-6-9 month rule-- I'm single again!

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I'd also like to add that it is also my best friend's 21st birthday today, so... here's breakfast, which will be followed by near identical brunch, lunch, snack, early and late dinner. A siesta may need to be in order, because we spent all the money on beer and no energy drinks. Which was the obvious choice.
It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye

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I'd pick the Sam Adams...

But wait... What's the 3-6-9 month rule??

And like I said on Facebook, "How YOU doin'?"

Just kidding, BTW....



No need to kid, life is what it is... that's why it's called dating, right?

And I guess the rule is not as widely know as I thought....

You meet a girl/guy: "Oh, you're a skydiver? Cool!"
3 Months: "Have fun at the DZ!"
6 months: "You're going to the DZ?"
9 Months: "You're not going to the DZ, are you?"


Notice there is no "12 Months" :P

Seems to have played itself out perfectly in my relationship... time of death: 10 months, 2 weeks, 500 jumps B|
It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye

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No need to kid, life is what it is... that's why it's called dating, right?

And I guess the rule is not as widely know as I thought....

You meet a girl/guy: "Oh, you're a skydiver? Cool!"
3 Months: "Have fun at the DZ!"
6 months: "You're going to the DZ?"
9 Months: "You're not going to the DZ, are you?"


Notice there is no "12 Months" :P

Seems to have played itself out perfectly in my relationship... time of death: 10 months, 2 weeks, 500 jumps B|



Aha! That one!! I've heard that but never let any relationships get that far to get in my way. That would certainly work for both male and female skydivers. ;)

And the "time of death - 500 jumps" line just almost made me pee my panties. FUNNY!! :ph34r:

Anyway, hugs ((Alex)). Hope you find a chick who can deal with the lifestyle.
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Ohhhhh... So the 3-6-9 month rule is the unmarred's version of A.I.D.S.....


Altitude Induced Divorce Syndrom
:P

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
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Ohhhhh... So the 3-6-9 month rule is the unmarred's version of A.I.D.S.....


Altitude Induced Divorce Syndrom
:P



CASH!

WTF dude - at 9 months you are supposed to bring her to the DZ. How else are the other skydivers going to get thier turn?>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I always interpreted a slightly different way.

A lot of women will spend 3 months dating single.
Then, they date a guy for 6 months.

As long as you know 3 women, one will always be in
the 3 month stretch. They are always pleased to have
someone to go places with.

Having a woman as a "wingman" and drinking buddy is excellent.

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Yup, been there done that. 2 relationships, made it a bit longer than that...but skydiving was the cause of death...

AAAAAANNDDD....I lost my turn to another skydiver.:D:D

Pissed at first, couldn't be happier now...

Like I say, "Not my (insert term here) not my problem, that's what I always say"

Aka, Not my bitch/boozhag, not my problem, that's what I always say. See attached link for reference. For quote, see time 1:50.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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Having a woman as a "wingman" and drinking buddy is excellent.



That's what my guy friends tell me. They say I'm the "these are nice guys" bait. ;)


Actually, it's the fun, not the "nice guy" thing.
People are bored, mostly. They are sitting there, looking around.
They see you having fun with a guy. They want to do that. Three guys who are laughing among themselves
creates the same effect.

Women who are having fun will attract women who
won't be having serious conversations. Everyone relaxes instead of moving towards some agenda.
That is a better evening.

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Having a woman as a "wingman" and drinking buddy is excellent.



That's what my guy friends tell me. They say I'm the "these are nice guys" bait. ;)


Actually, it's the fun, not the "nice guy" thing.
People are bored, mostly. They are sitting there, looking around.
They see you having fun with a guy. They want to do that. Three guys who are laughing among themselves
creates the same effect.

Women who are having fun will attract women who
won't be having serious conversations. Everyone relaxes instead of moving towards some agenda.
That is a better evening.


I totally agree. :)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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I'd pick the Sam Adams...

But wait... What's the 3-6-9 month rule??

And like I said on Facebook, "How YOU doin'?"

Just kidding, BTW....



No need to kid, life is what it is... that's why it's called dating, right?

And I guess the rule is not as widely know as I thought....

You meet a girl/guy: "Oh, you're a skydiver? Cool!"
3 Months: "Have fun at the DZ!"
6 months: "You're going to the DZ?"
9 Months: "You're not going to the DZ, are you?"


Notice there is no "12 Months" :P

Seems to have played itself out perfectly in my relationship... time of death: 10 months, 2 weeks, 500 jumps B|


lol, skydiving ended my last 4 year relationship in only 3 months!

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