I love the.......

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COOK.....


The COOK is Great. When I am in need of substance and the COOK isn't there I feel sad. I appreciate the COOK more and more as I get older. I know the next time I see the COOK, the COOK will be shown just how much I missed the COOK...



Do love the COOK?

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[theonlyski 3]

Dont forget to kiss the COOK, the COOK really appreciates the attention and a kiss is always welcome!

I myself am a pretty good COOK, would you like to see my COOK skills?

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[MikeJD 0]

But you know what they say about too many COOKS...

[d_squared431 0]

maybe

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[d_squared431 0]

There is only room for ONE COOK in the kitchen at a time....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[theonlyski 3]

Ill come over and we can go to the kitchen, you can be my COOKs assistant... do as the COOK pleases.

I can pre-heat your oven, prepare the meat in the mean time, once the oven is warmed up, put the pork in and check it often by taking it out and moving it around... Its done when all the juice comes out.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[MikeJD 0]

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There is only room for ONE COOK in the kitchen at a time....

I was going to post something about having space for a second one in the back parlour. But then I came over all , so I won't.

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Ill come over and we can go to the kitchen, you can be my COOKs assistant... do as the COOK pleases.

Pssssssssssssttttttttttt!!! Get a room you CORKSOAKERS!!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[theonlyski 3]

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Ill come over and we can go to the kitchen, you can be my COOKs assistant... do as the COOK pleases.

Pssssssssssssttttttttttt!!! Get a room you CORKSOAKERS!!!

Dont be jealous that you havnt had a good COOK in a while... Im sure there are plenty of good COOKs here and would me more than happy to help you restore your faith in a good COOK.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[iluvtofly 0]

The COOK is very important. Yes, you can have a decent meal without the COOK, but the meal is so much better when a COOK is involved. And when a great COOK is involved, who actually knows what they are doing around the kitchen.....well, just forget about it.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Pssssssssssssttttttttttt!!! Get a room you CORKSOAKERS!!!

Dont be jealous that you havnt had a good COOK in a while... Im sure there are plenty of good COOKs here and would me more than happy to help you restore your faith in a good COOK.

[d_squared431 0]

You are absolutely right....!!!


+1

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[futuredivot 0]

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having space for a second one in the back parlour.

When did you start positioning your cook there?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[theonlyski 3]

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You are absolutely right....!!!


+1

Just be careful, once you find a good COOK, you might end up getting a belly from enjoying the COOK too much!

Most women dont want that COOK to put a bun in their oven either!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[BillyVance 34]

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COCK.....


The COCK is Great. When I am in need of substance and the COCK isn't there I feel sad. I appreciate the COCK more and more as I get older. I know the next time I see the COCK, the COCK will be shown just how much I missed the COCK...



Do love the COCK?

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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Hey, Billy. Is it true that deaf people don't have a word for subtlety?

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[iluvtofly 0]

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You are absolutely right....!!!


+1

Just be careful, once you find a good COOK, you might end up getting a belly from enjoying the COOK too much!

Most women dont want that COOK to put a bun in their oven either!

Is it possible to enjoy a COOK too much? I mean there is the point of having so many meals that you can't eat anymore for a while, but once you recover from that you can start enjoying what the COOK has to offer again.

[Misternatural 0]

>but once you recover from that ....

Keep the hot chili oil away from the COOK

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[d_squared431 0]

You crack me up billy!!!

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[micduran 0]

I'd love a COOK with a big COCK!

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[d_squared431 0]

ME TOO!!

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[skydiverbry 0]

I'm getting offended!



Bry

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Sorry.....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[airdvr 200]

I've always thought that my COOK is best appreciated by offering taste tests.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[skydiverbry 0]

Now seriously offended

Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

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