Andy9o8 0 #1 October 5, 2006 Subject: Husband Store A "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs." The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids." The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store." To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New Wives" store just across the street. Here's what it has. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 October 5, 2006 That sums up what men and women look for in each other. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #3 October 5, 2006 Not bad, not bad at all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 October 5, 2006 Quote"New Wives" store just across the street. Here's what it has. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. This is different from the "Honeymoon's Over Wives" store, which has: The 1st floor has wives that used to love sex, say they love sex, but claim they are too tired to prove it, The 2nd floor has wives that used to love sex, say they love sex, claim they are too tired to prove it, ut not too tired to go shopping. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #5 October 9, 2009 ***BUMP*** There seems to be alot of relationship and why threads around at the moment. So I thought I'd would bump this up.... as a reminder. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #6 October 9, 2009 Women give sex for relationship. Men give relationship for sex. We're just programmed thataway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 October 9, 2009 Quote ***BUMP*** There seems to be alot of relationship and why threads around at the moment. So I thought I'd would bump this up.... as a reminder. BP The email's been going around too huh? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #8 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote ***BUMP*** There seems to be alot of relationship and why threads around at the moment. So I thought I'd would bump this up.... as a reminder. BP The email's been going around too huh? Yup, been sent it 3 times in the last week. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
