What national chain store would stock

[futuredivot 0]

a mullet wig-I could really use one for tomorrow

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[Misternatural 0]

that depends....do you need a three wolf moon or a Jack Daniels NASCAR tee shirt to go with that

-does Stuckeys carry that gear?

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[sdctlc 0]

I don't know about a national Chain store but check out any costume shops in your area.. I am guessing they would have one.. Right next to the Santa suits...

Scott C.

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[tmaricle55 0]

You and I both could stock it with the filter we have not used!! Pain pills if I am going to be serious.

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[futuredivot 0]

Thanks-I'm calling around now
Backstory

My nephew and his new bride are coming over tomorrow evening to see the Christmas car (A few miles from here someone has a broken down car in the front yard that they put lights on, even chaser lights around the wheels) Nephew and I decided that our wives should get the full redneck holiday experience so we're going to take them to dinner at Waffle House afterwards) We need a couple of mullet wigs to finish their complete public humiliation

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[sdctlc 0]

LOL, in this case at least the power of a mullett is being used for good! Much luck and I think some humiliation pictures for here are in order as well...

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[BillyVance 34]

Spencers Gifts, at your local mall.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[futuredivot 0]

Thought of that but I love life too much to go to a mall tonight

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

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Thought of that but I love life too much to go to a mall tonight

Well then, any of your dogs have long hair?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Armour666 0]

there is a mullet pack for rock band available at most best buys ect

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[futuredivot 0]

Struck out on mullet wigs-Plan B---Should we tell the womenfolk that they need to go Little Black Dress, and then take them to Waffle House?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

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Struck out on mullet wigs-Plan B---Should we tell the womenfolk that they need to go Little Black Dress, and then take them to Waffle House?

Works for me.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[airtwardo 6]

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Struck out on mullet wigs-Plan B---Should we tell the womenfolk that they need to go Little Black Dress, and then take them to Waffle House?

Just wear a size small wife beater tee & grab a six-er of Keystone beer...top it off with yer NASCAR hat and everyone will get the idea!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~