popsjumper 2 #1 January 27, 2010 Guys...no matter what they claim, women go for the "cool" rides and you would be best advised to get yourself one if you want to do well with the ladies.. Here's I-am-bored's proof positive: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=46635My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 January 27, 2010 Cool,I just bought myself a cool Jeep,big tires and all!!! So,I guess I'm in!!Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 January 27, 2010 Did you buy the Big Stick option? If not, there's going to be trouble.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #4 January 27, 2010 Quote Did you buy the Big Stick option? If not, there's going to be trouble. If he didn't got that option there is a solution for every problem.... This might save Bry “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #5 January 27, 2010 Is that kid yelling "THREE WAY!"? MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,365 #6 January 27, 2010 Ummm... No they're not. Believe me, I've tried. I was lucky enough to find a Porsche in 05. I bought it for a bunch of different reasons. Fortunately none of them were about attracting women because it didn't happen. The best reaction I got was the woman who lived across the street from my folks. She came across the street to say hi, saw the car and started jumping up and down screaming "Oh wow, you got a Porsche!!" She's over sixty and quite heavy.She really enjoyed the ride I gave her, she commented that next time she would wear her fur coat, and that she felt like a "Bond Girl". Sadly, that set the stage for future encounters. Married women really like it, and have asked for rides or to sit in it. Women in solid relationships usually ask if they can drive it. Single, available women look at it and say "It's a nice car"Although a friend calls it my "penis extender", the only people it attracts are old married women and 12 year old boys. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #7 January 27, 2010 Quote Ummm... No they're not. Believe me, I've tried. I was lucky enough to find a Porsche in 05. I bought it for a bunch of different reasons. Fortunately none of them were about attracting women because it didn't happen. The best reaction I got was the woman who lived across the street from my folks. She came across the street to say hi, saw the car and started jumping up and down screaming "Oh wow, you got a Porsche!!" She's over sixty and quite heavy.She really enjoyed the ride I gave her, she commented that next time she would wear her fur coat, and that she felt like a "Bond Girl". Sadly, that set the stage for future encounters. Married women really like it, and have asked for rides or to sit in it. Women in solid relationships usually ask if they can drive it. Single, available women look at it and say "It's a nice car"Although a friend calls it my "penis extender", the only people it attracts are old married women and 12 year old boys. Stop trying to impress women with your car. It doesn't impress us.Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #8 January 27, 2010 '71 Hemi Cuda swoon Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 January 27, 2010 Your swoon was probably all about the price tag, right? If somebody has THAT money, the car probably doesn't much matter. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 January 27, 2010 Quote Ummm... No they're not. Believe me, I've tried. I was lucky enough to find a Porsche in 05. I bought it for a bunch of different reasons. Fortunately none of them were about attracting women because it didn't happen. Funny you should mention that. Had a friend, Rusty, who bought a Riviera, the clothes, the gold chains adn the Rolex etc to go with it....it didn't work for him either. We razzed him unmercifully about all the hookers he could have had with that money.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #11 January 27, 2010 Quote Stop trying to impress women with your car. It doesn't impress us. I guess it depends on the girl/culture/part of the country. Last time I partied in Miami almost every girl i approached and started a conversation with asked me what kind of car i drove in the first 5 minutes."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #12 January 27, 2010 Quote Stop trying to impress women with your car. It doesn't impress us the women that are worth pursuing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 January 27, 2010 In 1996, I showed up at my 10th high school reunion in a beautiful shiny black Porsche 914 with a "Skydive" sticker on the back window. It earned me "Most Eligible Bachelor" honors among the class. But did it help? Nope! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #14 January 27, 2010 Your awesome Mike!!!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 January 27, 2010 You misread the award. What you got was the "Bachelor for a reason" titleYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 January 27, 2010 Quote You misread the award. What you got was the "Bachelor for a reason" title Well of course, duh! The runner up was a Mobile, AL police officer. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #17 January 27, 2010 Women like trucks. Big trucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #18 January 27, 2010 Guess that means me and my Old ratty Harley will just have to stick with the Super Woman that fell for a biker , and didn't even own a car when we met!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/1139KnuckleheadCouple.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #19 January 27, 2010 Oh yes they love bikes too. And boats. I forgot to mention those. Anything but cars, they hate cars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #20 January 27, 2010 Quote Women like trucks. Big trucks. ROFL, Every woman I have ever talked to says Something completly different!, "The Bigger the Truck , The Smaller the Penis!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #21 January 27, 2010 Those are the women that like bikes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #22 January 27, 2010 QuoteYour swoon was probably all about the price tag, right? NOPE. The swoon was all about the car. Seriously. If somebody had that car, the $$ wouldn't matter.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #23 January 27, 2010 Quote Those are the women that like bikes. LOL, Yep.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #24 January 27, 2010 Quote '71 Hemi Cuda swoon I've got a buddy that has one down in Florida, (along with 5 other muscle cars, and 4 Harley's) I think he is still single.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 January 27, 2010 QuoteStop trying to impress women with your car. It doesn't impress us. That explains all the hot chicks I see tooling around town with their boyfriends in Ford Festivas.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
