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Difference between a good date and a great date.

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Good Date: She leaves before you wake up.

Not so good date: There's a chewed off arm under ya.



Are you nuts? That just means she was WAY out of your leauge and you got REALLY lucky.
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I'll say............there was a ROLEX on the arm! B|










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Good date:
The girl goes out with you, goes home, and goes to bed.

Great date:
The girl goes out with you, goes to bed, then goes home.
:P:ph34r:



Good date: you get a blowjob

Great date: she swallows......and so does her mom!
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Good date: You make it all the way to desert and he still seems interested in what you're saying.

Great date: You leave half-way through the meal - he just can't wait to have *you* for desert :o:)

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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