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If I woke up in the middle of the night I'd have to reach low to tell if she were sleeping on her back or her stomach.



Didn't you buy her the boob job?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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If I woke up in the middle of the night I'd have to reach low to tell if she were sleeping on her back or her stomach.



Didn't you buy her the boob job?




....cause a boob JAB was outta the question!










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Didn't you buy her the boob job?



No. One of the stripper girlfriends from when I was between wives dumped me for a guy that bought her a set of tits.

Clarification-She dumped me for being an asshole-my replacement bought her a rack.
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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Didn't you buy her the boob job?



No. One of the stripper girlfriends from when I was between wives dumped me for a guy that bought her a set of tits.

Clarification-She dumped me for being an asshole-my replacement bought her a rack.



Is that the one that you had to school the new boyfriend on how to do her in the butt?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Is that the one that you had to school the new boyfriend on how to do her in the butt?



Nope-that was my ex wife's new husband and I guess he could figure out the how part, but judging from the look on his face he had no idea that she would.
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Is that the one that you had to school the new boyfriend on how to do her in the butt?



Nope-that was my ex wife's new husband and I guess he could figure out the how part, but judging from the look on his face he had no idea that she would.


'BUTT' you cleared up any question as to that! :ph34r:

poor lil bastage...he'll never get past the used part anyway! ;)










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All the ones I got of her are naked.:)



Then you're definitely not a boob guy, are ya?


She only has ONE?! :o


I thought she divorced him.:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Is that the one that you had to school the new boyfriend on how to do her in the butt?



Nope-that was my ex wife's new husband and I guess he could figure out the how part, but judging from the look on his face he had no idea that she would.


'BUTT' you cleared up any question as to that! :ph34r:

poor lil bastage...he'll never get past the used part anyway! ;)


In her defense and to the new hubbys credit - it IS Divot we are talking about . . . The worst it could ever be is "Slightly" used.:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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