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My girl friends and I are going to install "penis" horns in our cars.

So that way when we see some good lookind dick we just honk our penis horn. pppp PENIS! I'm sure it would capture the hearts of young fine gentlemen throughout the world.

Greatest shit ever. bitches.
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My girl friends and I are going to install "penis" horns in our cars.

So that way when we see some good lookind dick we just honk our penis horn. pppp PENIS! I'm sure it would capture the hearts of young fine gentlemen throughout the world.

Greatest shit ever. bitches.



Isnt that waht the hugga horn is for? :P


I think you would have many issues if a horn yelled "pa pa pa penis" may go for boobies like "ba ba ba boobies" now that would get not ony any hot guys attention but make women turn to look. ;)

I cant belive i am suggesting a boobie horn....:o:ph34r:
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Sometimes ya get the BULL...and sometimes ya get the HORN!



Mostly you get the stuff coming out of the south end of a north facing bull.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Reminds me of when I used to work with an ice princess type woman (self acknowledged :S). Someone slipped a "Honk if You're Horny" license plate frame on her car at work one day. I heard it was weeks before she noticed.

I'm not sure what pissed her off more, that someone did that or that no one honked.:D:D

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I'm cracking up here.

Thank god I have a session tomorrow or I'd be a hot mess over here.

Oh and my TV show is almost wrapped up filming...

we have a guest appearence by BOLAS!!! wooo!!!



MTV right? Whens it airing? you know we all want to see it! :)

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I'm cracking up here.

Thank god I have a session tomorrow or I'd be a hot mess over here.

Oh and my TV show is almost wrapped up filming...

we have a guest appearence by BOLAS!!! wooo!!!



MTV right? Whens it airing? you know we all want to see it! :)


You're recording it for me right?
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Ya MTV.

It's going to air around thanksgiving with 2 weeks worth of commercials.

Arg!!! We are working hard to re-vamp all of our websites and setting up premiers, print, and used undies to sell! hahahah



Does it have a title yet?

Got a website for it yet?

Somehow I have a funny feeling this is going to get great ratings, at least in the DZ.com demographic.:P
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Damn straight!

The 1st night we were shooting...was insane.


I can't wait for this show to come out....I don't want to watch it, but I'll have other people watch it!

Anyone who wants to go to the premier party feel free to PM it will be in Atlanta!
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Dammit! Now i wish i had cable! I guess ill just have to drive the 6 hrs to atlanta to see the premier party. Haha ;)B|

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I'm already back in ATL.

We've already started the 3rd shoot, and we have one more.

The party is goirg to be at a big night club in atlanta. Because we possibly have a 5th shoot to film depending on the editor.

The show is already being cut, but I will keep every one posted for the party.

The guest list includes alot of adult film stars.... there is alot of shit going on....
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