d_squared431 0 #1 October 27, 2010 (Let's try this post again in the right forum....Opps ) The average person passes gas 14 times a day. The amount of gas one person passes in a day varies from one cup to one and a half gallons.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #2 October 27, 2010 My wife calls me Diesel butt._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 October 27, 2010 I thought you were talking about 'our' Bubbles. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #4 October 27, 2010 women don't do such a thing ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #5 October 27, 2010 They don't fart. burp or snore. therefore they have to bitch or they blow up! _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #6 October 27, 2010 Quote The amount of gas one person passes in a day varies from one cup to one and a half gallons. Has anyone actually managed to capture a fart in a cup to verify this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 October 27, 2010 I knew I was above average.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #8 October 27, 2010 Quote Quote The amount of gas one person passes in a day varies from one cup to one and a half gallons. Has anyone actually managed to capture a fart in a cup to verify this? Just FYI :-) The cup aforementioned is a unit to measure volume: http://www.exploratorium.edu/cooking/convert/measurements.html The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #9 October 27, 2010 the thread name makes me giggle. ps: i ate to much chinese last nightSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 October 27, 2010 Quote I thought you were talking about 'our' Bubbles. Hee hee...hee...no not that bubbles..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 October 27, 2010 Quote women don't do such a thing ! psst....I just did...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 October 27, 2010 Quote They don't fart. burp or snore. therefore they have to bitch or they blow up! Maybe my coworker needs to fart more so she wont be such a bitoch...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 October 27, 2010 Quote the thread name makes me giggle. ps: i ate to much chinese last night I am replying back because I want to be like that one poster in SC who has like a zillion back to back replies....I had a corn dog last night..okay 2 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #14 October 27, 2010 Quote Quote women don't do such a thing ! psst....I just did... women have no natural means of waste disposal, its truly a wonderous thing. that hole exists purely for purposes of pleasure!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #15 October 27, 2010 Quote Quote women don't do such a thing ! psst....I just did... pfft....I just did...Fixed it for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 October 27, 2010 Quote Quote Quote women don't do such a thing ! psst....I just did... pfft....I just did...Fixed it for you. lmao TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #17 October 27, 2010 Boy, talk about a thread with a lot of assholes. Be careful of those electric farts. The ones with a little juice in them. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #18 October 27, 2010 Quote Quote They don't fart. burp or snore. therefore they have to bitch or they blow up! Maybe my coworker needs to fart more so she wont be such a bitoch... Hey!! Quit your bitchin'_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #19 October 27, 2010 am i going to have to be the one to import the authoritative reference on this ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #20 October 28, 2010 my wife ripped a nice one and then informed me that she juiced cabbage for lunch (really, she is a health nut).... its gonna be a long night. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 October 28, 2010 Quote (Let's try this post again in the right forum....Opps ) The average person passes gas 14 times a day. The amount of gas one person passes in a day varies from one cup to one and a half gallons. Can you imagine being the one that has to do the quality control on that study?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #23 October 28, 2010 Blazing Saddles -Mel Brooks- aka Governor William J. Lepettimane ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 October 28, 2010 Quote Blazing Saddles -Mel Brooks- aka Governor William J. Lepettimane ! The sit-around the campfire eating beans was hysterical."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
