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AggieDave

Anyone know how to fix porridge?

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There's a party tonight with a family of Bears fans and some golden haired child, so I'm trying to make them feel at home. Trying to make it just right, please help.




Take it outta the fridge!



Yeah, but it broke when it spoiled due to the fridge, now I have to feed the trolls that live under your bridge or I'll have to pay the toll!
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There's a party tonight with a family of Bears fans and some golden haired child, so I'm trying to make them feel at home. Trying to make it just right, please help.




Take it outta the fridge!


Yeah, but it broke when it spoiled due to the fridge, now I have to feed the trolls that live under your bridge or I'll have to pay the toll!


Give 'em the Vodka! B|










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From reading your thread title, how do you break porridge?



it doesn't matter how

just get a hammer and roll of duct tape -

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That vodka is Mrs. Aggie's bottle. I'd rather pay your trolls the toll under the bridge from the broken porridge in the fridge, then face the throttle of Mrs. Aggie's wrath from the missing bottle!
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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That vodka is Mrs. Aggie's bottle. I'd rather pay your trolls the toll under the bridge from the broken porridge in the fridge, then face the throttle of Mrs. Aggie's wrath from the missing bottle!



If youve broken your Bowl, and the troll demands a toll,

I suggest

At the readers bequest,

you add peas to your porridge, so it's not so droll.
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