d_squared431 0 #1 November 18, 2010 How to hypnotize a person. How to be smater How to be funny How to be cool How to make a sammich How to kiss Im laughing my ass off on som of the "how to's"TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 November 18, 2010 Is there a "How to piss off Skymama"? because it seems like I've got that one down pat. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #3 November 18, 2010 Quote How to be smater Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote How to be smater I don't kare whos yo is, that right thare is sum funnay stuf!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #5 November 18, 2010 Quote Is there a "How to piss off Skymama"? because it seems like I've got that one down pat. well maybe you should write that oneThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,064 #6 November 19, 2010 Hi Andy, Quote How to be smater Well, that's two of us that noticed. Hmmm, wonder what that says about everyone else on here? Runs off as fast as he can. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 November 19, 2010 Quote Quote How to be smater I did that on purpose ...ya, that is what i did ....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #8 November 19, 2010 Quote Quote How to be smater If most of us just didn't say half the things that come out of our mouths, we would at least appear smater. Like this for instance.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 November 19, 2010 This thread made me curious , so I checked, Yep, it is on line: How To Be a Biker http://www.ehow.com/how_2081951_be-biker.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #10 November 19, 2010 QuoteThis thread made me curious , so I checked, Yep, it is on line: How To Be a Biker http://www.ehow.com/how_2081951_be-biker.html As if you haven't been studying it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #11 November 19, 2010 LOL...Now this one really cracked me up that they had it! http://www.ehow.com/how_2064125_become-internet-troll.htmlhey had it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #12 November 20, 2010 How to Bake my fuckin cookies "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 November 20, 2010 There is hope for me yet! How to be a good kisser!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #14 November 20, 2010 Seeing your recent posts in the harry potter direction... Clicky for Turtle "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 November 20, 2010 Quote Seeing your recent posts in the harry potter direction... Clicky for Turtle I know it can be sad to be away from your Unit in Iraq . . So I found this for you - it should ease your tension.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #16 November 20, 2010 Quote Quote Seeing your recent posts in the harry potter direction... Clicky for Turtle I know it can be sad to be away from your Unit in Iraq . . So I found this for you - it should ease your tension. Real creative... I thought you were better than stealing ideas? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 November 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Seeing your recent posts in the harry potter direction... Clicky for Turtle I know it can be sad to be away from your Unit in Iraq . . So I found this for you - it should ease your tension. Real creative... I thought you were better than stealing ideas? Not Me. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #18 November 20, 2010 I'm surprised nobody posted this yet, it actually has good links for Newbie's! http://www.ehow.com/search.aspx?s=skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #19 November 20, 2010 Quote I'm surprised nobody posted this yet, it actually has good links for Newbie's! http://www.ehow.com/search.aspx?s=skydiver DAMMIT! you mean to tell me i wasted all that time and money on ground school, when i could have just looked it up on the interweb for free!? hahaThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VincePetaccio 0 #20 November 22, 2010 I was disappointed to learn that this was not a thread about how to thread. Sewing's not an innate skill for me. :o\Come, my friends! 'Tis not too late to seek out a newer world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
