entertainment while you pinch a dukie

[jf951 1]

what keeps you entertained while ur taking a dump.

Jump more, Bitch less.

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I had to pick other. There was nothing for watching a bunch of cockaroaches race around your feet.

Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead.
And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore.

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Parachutist

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+1 It's damned near impossible for me to take a dump without some form of reading material.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[Andy9o8 0]

It's a sad day when "book" is relegated to "other".

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This. I used to read the Incident Reports. That will scare the poop right out of you!!

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[VincePetaccio 0]

...why was "boobies" not an option?

or is that included in laptop?

Come, my friends! 'Tis not too late to seek out a newer world!

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Crosswords

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It's a sad day when "book" is relegated to "other".

I was thinking the same thing.

Books dealing stupid facts (like "Why do Men Have Nipples?") are perfect. They are usually small so they fit nicely on the tank and each little section is only a page or two long so you don't end up sitting there long after the job is done just to finish the article or chapter.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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[MikeJD 0]

Mostly I just sits and thinks.

[HeadCone 0]

I play games on the phone.

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[VincePetaccio 0]

My iPhone completely revolutionized the way I "do my business."

Come, my friends! 'Tis not too late to seek out a newer world!

[Rick 67]

I got the kindle app on my evo so now I always have a book with me

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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...why was "boobies" not an option?

or is that included in laptop?

i felt "blumpkin" was the suitable substitute actually.

to enlighten those who dont know the urban dictionary definition of a blumpkin is:

"The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins."

Jump more, Bitch less.

[VincePetaccio 0]

lol. thanks for the explanation.

I was thinking more like www.dropzonegirls.com

Come, my friends! 'Tis not too late to seek out a newer world!

[sundevil777 94]

Eating a lot of meat, not enough fiber, etc. leads to needing a lot of time. Seriously, if you're needing a lot of time, things aren't working right.

People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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Seriously, if you're needing a lot of time, things aren't working right.

I was thinking the same thing! I'm in and out, no time for reading.

[drewcarp 0]

Nobody has said Angry Birds yet?