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I dunno if I'd say cool or the obvious first mistake we've made i the robo-revolution



You say "robo-revolution" as if it's a bad thing. Who knows, maybe we'll find out that self-aware machines are capable of creating better humans. While simultaneously doing away with our rodent problems. :P

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You say "robo-revolution" as if it's a bad thing. Who knows, maybe we'll find out that self-aware machines are capable of creating better humans.



Ya, and using them as batteries!

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Haven't you seen The Matrix?



You mean that movie with the guy from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" in it? I saw enough to see that Ted has now acquired some nice clothes, a hot girlfriend, and some awesome moves. :P


And a haircut. In fact, two haircuts.

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Carnivorous clocks and coffee tables.



What worries me is when your mouse infestation is over, and the coffee table starts following you around the room.

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And one day we will have Cherry 2000 and the world will be at peace.
A few really pissed off girls wondering WTF happened but the rest of us will do well.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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And one day we will have Cherry 2000 and the world will be at peace.
A few really pissed off girls wondering WTF happened but the rest of us will do well.



I hope they get the waterproofing perfected.[:/]
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You know you are old when.....;)
Hell the new ones will not only be water proof but....have a built in Ipod!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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