missbrz 0 #1 March 3, 2011 Hi people! I'm at work right now and I'm horribly bored like stab myself in the eye just for something to do level of boredom. I can't watch videos because we dont have flash or java or even sound on our work computers. I have also run out of internet. Please help a girl out! Tell me a story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 March 3, 2011 Classic dz.com nonsense. The old-timers have fond memories of this thread. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #3 March 3, 2011 one time, at band camp, i stuck a flute up my pussy "Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #4 March 3, 2011 How do you run OUT of internet? Or was it restricted? Although if that were the case you wouldnt be posting on DZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 March 3, 2011 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=270299;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25; You want stories?? There are a bunch in there that will waste your day for ya!! One of MY favorites! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3161146#3161146 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #6 March 3, 2011 One can only think of so many things to google. Once you're stumped, it's hard to think of more when your brain is starting to melt from boredom. And we only have restricted internet in the sense that since we dont have flash or java so not all sites work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #7 March 3, 2011 I just got back checking for occupancy on another bank foreclosure. It was empty, and obviously a meth lab from the smell....time to call the locksmith, and get some trash out bids. ahhh, the joys of this economy. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #8 March 3, 2011 *sigh* the only problem with reading old threads is that I want to reply. But it's 7 years old nobody's reading it anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #9 March 3, 2011 Here's a great story that I get a good laugh out of everytime I think about. Well, not so much a story as a picture in my head. At a New Years boogie, and there's this crazy ass girl running around the dz asking every single person there if she can have a ruffie. The sad part of this picture though, is somehow not a single person there had one. The one time a girl wants to ruffie herself and not a single skydiver can or will help her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #10 March 3, 2011 Quote *sigh* the only problem with reading old threads is that I want to reply. But it's 7 years old nobody's reading it anymore IF you reply it will get bumped to the top of the list. People will reread some of the old posts and read your new post. And who knows...the thread may get some new life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #11 March 3, 2011 lol great story. except they werent for me. I wanted to ruffie a friend of mine. Also hard to fine: condoms. What kind of world do we live in where you can't find ruffies or condoms on a dropzone???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #12 March 3, 2011 I knew there was something else you were looking for I just couldn't remember what. And remember, you outed yourself on this story. I was being nice and not saying who it was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #13 March 3, 2011 Are you kidding? This is a point of pride! Tell everyone! I think its an awesome story. I tell it at parties and gatherings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #14 March 3, 2011 Ok so speaking of Rohypnol I had to get a deep cleaning at the dentist and I personally despise paying money for other people to make me feel like shit. I asked the dental assistant if there was an option for her to slip me a roofie and wake me up when it was all done...I told her I didnt even care if I woke up and found my pants unzipped just as long as she told me it was her that did it...I said if I find the dentist with my junk in his hand he's getting punched in the balls....somehow she didnt find it as funny as i did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,401 #15 March 3, 2011 Quote lol great story. except they werent for me. I wanted to ruffie a friend of mine. Also hard to fine: condoms. What kind of world do we live in where you can't find ruffies or condoms on a dropzone???? Pssst! You don't need drug a skydiver to persuade him to have sex."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #16 March 3, 2011 Oh no. I didn't want to have sex with him. He was telling me how he leaves his drink uncovered at parties and no girl had ever cared enough to slip him anything. So I offered to ruffie him because he said, "Ruffies are like roses, every girl wants one and they're just $20." I was just trying to be a good friend and get him a bouquet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #17 March 3, 2011 Quote"Ruffies are like roses, every girl wants one and they're just $20." Ahhhhhhhhh I forgot that quote! I need to start writing these things down! (quit saying fuck infront of the k-i-d-s'!!) Speaking of which, never thought I would see the day some guy has to be convinced to go have sex with his (hot) girl!! Skydivers are weird!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #18 March 4, 2011 ah! the boogie of a million quotes. Don't forget the other good ones, such as: "No mean yes; Yes means twice; Baaaahh still means no" and "I wear my sunglasses at night... to stare at Joey's penis" There, now they're written down, so you won't forget. Unless I forgot one.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #19 March 4, 2011 Ok...now I'm the bored one. It's that time of month end close where I can't do anything until I get certain e-mails from other departments. Thankfully Friday is my short day and I get to leave at noon. In the mean time...entertain me. Oh yeah...will I be seeing you at Fitzgerald??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #20 March 4, 2011 Yes I'll be at Fitz. I even took a day off to make the drive suck less I'll even be bringing my corset, so you'd best make me a dirty pirate hooker. Let's see entertaining....... In honor of they nigh approaching St. Patty's Day, DIRTY LIMERICKS! There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates There once was a woman named Jill Who swallowed an exploding pill They found her vagina In North Carolina And her tits in a tree in Brazil A right twisted wench from Caprees-ed Orgasmed each time that she sneez-ed To the druggist she went And laid down her last cent Said, "A barrel of snuff, if you pleas-ed." There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass When he'd bang 'em together They'd play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his ass There once was a man from Bonaire Who was doing his wife on the stair When the banister broke He doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There was a young tease from Mount Chesser Who'd smile as the men would assess her So flirtatious was she Inviting them home to tea Then allowing not one to undress her Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #21 March 4, 2011 I'll make a hooker out of you yet!!!!! And thank you for the lymerics...they were great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites