theonlyski 3 #1 June 20, 2011 :5:0ish Lessons learned: the PAC has a lower ceiling that likes to switch your stills camera settings... good thing I noticed and had a bit of gaffer tape just in case."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #2 June 20, 2011 :3.28:10lb 3.28 miles run through mud, up hills covered in mud, mud puddles, up some hills, over a bunch of obstacles while I am covered in mud, over a bunch of smashed cars and then jumped some fire before crawling through a massive mud puddle under barbwire 10lbs of mud....walking back to car while covered in....PRICELESS Though my time sucked, I had a freaking awesome time!!! Anyone thinking of doing Warrior Dash, DO IT! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #3 June 20, 2011 Quote Though my time sucked, I had a freaking awesome time!!! Typical woman... make up your mind, did it suck, or was it awesome? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #4 June 20, 2011 Quote Quote Though my time sucked, I had a freaking awesome time!!! Typical woman... make up your mind, did it suck, or was it awesome? Ah suck it You know what I meant She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 June 20, 2011 Quote Ah suck it You know what I meant Though, it is funny to show up at a different dropzone in the area and start talking... they find out you're a rigger, on dz.com, then ask you "Wait... are you ski?" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #6 June 20, 2011 Quote Though my time sucked, I had a freaking awesome time!!! Anyone thinking of doing Warrior Dash, DO IT! Is there a jello variant of this activity?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #7 June 20, 2011 Quote Quote Though my time sucked, I had a freaking awesome time!!! Anyone thinking of doing Warrior Dash, DO IT! Is there a jello variant of this activity? Nope, but I fear that would attract all the little fat kids to come and eat all the jello. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #8 June 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Though my time sucked, I had a freaking awesome time!!! Anyone thinking of doing Warrior Dash, DO IT! Is there a jello variant of this activity? Nope, but I fear that would attract all the little fat kids to come and eat all the jello. I don't think one needs to be a little fat kid to get a craving for jello in such a situation."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #9 June 20, 2011 My time to skydive is very limited in the summer because my kids are here with me but my 15 yr. old daughter and I did this over the weekend: http://www.nelsonrocks.org/Videos.html It was awesome, she smiled from ear to ear the whole time. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #10 June 20, 2011 Quote Nope, but I fear that would attract all the little fat kids to come and eat all the jello. I don't think one needs to be a little fat kid to get a craving for jello in such a situation.I was referring to off the course, not off the competitors. If the little fat kids came and ate all the jello off the course there would be none left to get all over the competitors. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #11 June 20, 2011 Quote I was referring to off the course, not off the competitors. Well, you're a buzzkill this morning."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #12 June 20, 2011 Quote Quote I was referring to off the course, not off the competitors. Well, you're a buzzkill this morning. I didn't say it couldn't be licked off the competitors, I was worried that the little fat kids would eat all the jello so there wouldn't be any left to eat off the competitors! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #13 June 20, 2011 Quote I didn't say it couldn't be licked off the competitors, Okay, so we agree on that.My weekend, :1:0 Made one Saturday, then the winds kicked up. Sunday looked sketchy, so we didn't even go out. I'm hoping next weekend rocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buff 0 #14 June 20, 2011 :0:0 Pretty crappy year at the 1/2 way point.It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 June 20, 2011 Nunya: 3 : 0 I'd like to ask for a moment of silence for my right shoe, which decided to take an independent skydive without me on jump #3. Alas, it did not have its own rig and we can only presume that it went in somewhere south of Skydance. Fly free, my size 9 1/2 friend. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #16 June 20, 2011 I lost a shoe once; It was only two weeks old.But considering the fact the bridle caught on it, I was quite happy it came off.Funny thing was an AFF student also lost a shoe on the same jump. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 June 20, 2011 Quote I lost a shoe once; It was only two weeks old.But considering the fact the bridle caught on it, I was quite happy it came off.Funny thing was an AFF student also lost a shoe on the same jump. Eek. That sounds rather scary. Mine just popped off on exit, and the shoes were cheap to begin with and several years old, so I wasn't too too heartbroken. And we nailed the exit. Quote from one of the guys diving behind me: "I just saw this shoe flash by me ..." Me: "And you didn't chase it for me?" "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #18 June 20, 2011 x4 : 5 : 0 Busy weekend... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #19 June 20, 2011 Though, it is funny to show up at a different dropzone in the area and start talking... they find out you're a rigger, on dz.com, then ask you "Wait... are you ski?" yup... that would be me. Didn't take long to peg you after I began talking to you. Nice to meet you, sir!You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #20 June 20, 2011 Quote yup... that would be me. Didn't take long to peg you after I began talking to you. Nice to meet you, sir! Still trying to figure out what gave me away, as my rig was in the hangar when you put the pieces together!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #21 June 20, 2011 After Z-Hills, Rigger, and Riverview, the odds were pretty good. The ball was there, I had to swing at it. I didn't even think about the rig 'til now. Silly me, that was WAY obvious.You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #22 June 21, 2011 Even with icky rain on Saturday, I did manage to get 5 jumps this weekend. Now if Summer would get here, I could really get some jumps in."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #23 June 21, 2011 Quote Nunya: 3 : 0 I'd like to ask for a moment of silence for my right shoe, which decided to take an independent skydive without me on jump #3. Alas, it did not have its own rig and we can only presume that it went in somewhere south of Skydance. Fly free, my size 9 1/2 friend. So, this wasn't your first time losing a shoe?"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites