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CanuckInUSA

Need some laughs? Read the Uncyclopedia.

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Are you in need for some laughs? Put down Wikipedia and read the Uncyclopedia instead. Warning though, don't read up on any subject/person that you are passionate about if you have no sense of humor. Here is a small sample of what you can find in the Uncyclopedia.


NASCAR

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nascar

Barack Obama

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Barack_Obama

Sarah Palin

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sarah_Palin

Hollywood

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hollywood_values

Skydiving

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Skydiving


Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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Skydiving involves jumping out of an airplane, parachuting to the ground, and not breaking your femur when you land. Participants include men with big penises, and women who enjoy being the center of attention, surrounded by men with big penises.



Yep, sounds about right. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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It's a fact in skydiving that the smaller your parachute, the larger your penis. So ladies, next time you see a guy land a parachute the size of a beach towel, you know he's packing.


i lol'd:ph34r:
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride!

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