theonlyski 3 #1 December 20, 2011 Last day at work, yesterday they confiscated my ID card (that I need to log onto the computers and get on base), my access badge (to open doors and be allowed on the compound). So here I sit, nothing more than my phone to entertain me, thinking that I shouldn't even be here and technically I shouldn't even be allowed in the compound today. What the hell am I going to do all day? Someone entertain me."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 December 20, 2011 http://www.youporn.com You're welcome.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #3 December 20, 2011 On EDGE here. Videos take way too long to load."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 December 20, 2011 Enjoy your new orange jumpsuit (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #5 December 20, 2011 Quote On EDGE here. Videos take way too long to load. you need faster internet complain and tell them, why you need it for better porn streaming Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #6 December 20, 2011 you could always try http://www.savemefromboredom.comSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #7 December 20, 2011 Quote Quote On EDGE here. Videos take way too long to load. you need faster internet complain and tell them, why you need it for better porn streaming It's AT&T. I've been bitching trying to get 3G here for a year."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #8 December 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote On EDGE here. Videos take way too long to load. you need faster internet complain and tell them, why you need it for better porn streaming It's AT&T. I've been bitching trying to get 3G here for a year. Then show them how slow your porn loads as a example Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #9 December 20, 2011 You really wanna see my porn load?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #10 December 20, 2011 Honestly, after opening this thread I was expecting to read more along the lines of... "broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #11 December 20, 2011 QuoteHonestly, after opening this thread I was expecting to read more along the lines of... "broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted." Later on, I took a chance. I tried to fart, but shit my pants.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #12 December 20, 2011 Quote You really wanna see my porn load? Eh ....................perhaps not but every one should have super fast Broadband so they can watch it as its meant to be, less exciting at Dial up speeds Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #13 December 20, 2011 Quote Quote You really wanna see my porn load? Eh ....................perhaps not but every one should have super fast Broadband so they can watch it as its meant to be, less exciting at Dial up speeds Dial up speeds would be an improvement here."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 277 #14 December 20, 2011 Did you get a new job? What happened with this gig?See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #15 December 20, 2011 QuoteDid you get a new job? What happened with this gig? The contract got extended for a few months, now ending. No new job yet."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #16 December 20, 2011 We tried to encourage you to stay home! Or at least call in and be late Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #17 December 20, 2011 Well in a telecon this morning I learned that I had volunteered to stay another year here. Let me tell you I was surprised I would do something like that! Wish I could help you out but I'm not in a very good position to do so unless you want to come out here. You trying to stay in the area or what you looking at? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
