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The HFIF Thread

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HOLY FUCK IT'S FRIDAY!!!:)
Whatcha doin' to celebrate?

ETA: I'm headed to Virginia Beach to take a purdy girl out on a date and gonna drink my ass off if that falls to shit. Hell, I might do it if it turns out good too.:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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then to the local watering hole for "lunch"



Don't text Mark to come with you, we have chores to do! :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Probably going to stash my family in the bathtub, then go outside with a beer waiting for the tornadoes... :D



Just saw that storm.

Wish I could go watch it too, it's sunny here in Tampa.[:/]



:D:D
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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SON OF A .....


Rick - winghouse????



Fine...you teach those leaves to go in the bags on their own and you can go. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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SON OF A .....


Rick - winghouse????



Fine...you teach those leaves to go in the bags on their own and you can go. :P


Ya telling him to do it here where you're in charge instead of in person? :P
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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Ya telling him to do it here where you're in charge instead of in person?



I'm a woman so by default, I'm in charge at home too. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Ya telling him to do it here where you're in charge instead of in person?



I'm a woman so by default, I'm in charge at home too. ;)


He wears the pants, after you pick them out and tell him which ones to wear?
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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He wears the pants, after you pick them out and tell him which ones to wear?



Nah, he's his own man, he's quite capable of dressing himself. :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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