janz 0 #26 April 25, 2012 Don't know for sure oldwoman but I'm fairly sure I've jumped with you in Perris. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #27 April 26, 2012 QuoteGetting away from where this thread started but I think what I have to say somehow applies here. One of the last memories I have of my my mom was her on the deathbed and she looked at me and said "this is supposed to be the golden years? The only thing golden about it is the color of my piss". It still makes me laugh after nine years. That is hysterical, given the situation.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #28 April 26, 2012 Shaving Private Ryan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #29 April 26, 2012 QuoteQuoteGetting away from where this thread started but I think what I have to say somehow applies here. One of the last memories I have of my my mom was her on the deathbed and she looked at me and said "this is supposed to be the golden years? The only thing golden about it is the color of my piss". It still makes me laugh after nine years.That is hysterical, given the situation. Hope when my time comes to depart this world I also have the style to do it with a sense of humor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 April 26, 2012 Star Bars The Lone Banger Who's Afraid of Vagina Wolfe? Stripplease Wizard of Odd Mickey Souse The Harder Boys The Guns of Abalone Lezbe Miserable The Oompa ShowMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #31 April 27, 2012 QuoteSo, I was in Costco about a year ago. At the check out counter the (cute) woman asks "do you wanna box for the meat?" I replied "No, but I'll wrestle you for the beer." She was slightly confused at first, then, burst out vomiting. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #32 April 28, 2012 Have to admit didn't get it at first then I went back and read original post and burst out crying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites