Man crashes into chicken joint, chokes chicken

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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"After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself"

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

I stole the thread title from the first comment on the news article. I'm certainly not that clever.

Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

NSFW

"After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself"

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

I stole the thread title from the first comment on the news article. I'm certainly not that clever.

That must be a Jersey thing.

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[NWFlyer 2]

That's quite a shadow in the pic.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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NWFlyer

That's quite a shadow in the pic.

I know! I didn't even notice the shadow until I read one of the Facebook comments.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Phillbo 11]

LOL.. Thats his arm:)

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Phillbo

LOL.. Thats his arm:)

I know but it's such a funny shadow placement.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[davjohns 1]

I thought you got the thread title wrong until I read further. I figured he was choking the chicken and that made him plow into the chicken joint. The reverse order is much more amusing.

So glad i never got into drinking. No telling what Mexican jails I would have frequented or whose clothes I would wake up in. I'm plenty odd without chemical assistance.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.