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skydiverbry

Skydiverbry morning coffee thread

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Jack? Naaah... Can't drink that... a Traumatic episode as a 16 year old still prevents me from drinking whiskey or rum... :S
Give me a vodka lime and I'll sink it quicker than a blink of an eye.. :D:D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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I'LL HAVE A COUP WITH YA....YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SMART ASS THERE FRIEND;):D:D:D

(Bry walks to get coffee cup shaking his head mumbling something about this guy named Mike,Sweden anD asses....):P:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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You know old man... I do what I can to amuse you B|:P

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Simple to amuse me too,so don't take too much credit for your talents:P

Bry



Ouch.... What a burn I just got there[:/]
:D:D
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Okay... There's that feminine side of you :ph34r::ph34r:

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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I wear pink too:ph34r:



*closing eyes and sticking fingers into the ears* LALALALALALALA, don't wanna know.... :D
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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So,ya don't want to know about how I like the silky feeling of women's panties against my......



uh...never mind:P:S:D:D:D:D



Nope I do NOT wanna know...
But hey... I know virgin-burner has been known to hit on shemales so there is a HIGH probability that he is intersted :D:D
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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sat in a bar chatting and posting away on dorkzone, already kinda wasted, the bartender comes up, says the lady over there wants to shout you a drink, i accept..

black dude, nice fucking tits, kinda sexually aggressive. he/she leaves for the restrooms, i quickly put a thread up on here..

anyway, as things got more and more out of control, i've ordered a taxi for the dude and leave the bar..
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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ok....not gona post to tw odiffrent threads.....so yes you have to simma down now......just because its WAYYYYY to early fo ranyone to be chipper

As for the coment in the other thread.....good thing im not on your watch.....cause it might get stuck in my ass when im laying on it sleeping....wheres the little pillow icon....:S

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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