mrwrong 0 #3976 October 15, 2009 HERE is the origin of Bree..... And a few posts further down Bryan has to clear it up [Edit to add] And HERE I'm having some fun on Bryan's expenseWho needs enemies with friends like me, right Bry??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #3977 October 15, 2009 ok, but just remind me that even though im female.. dont go to the that forum when Im tired and up late.. not a good thing (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrDree 0 #3978 October 15, 2009 I must say I don't know a lot of jokes in english... How about this one: There's a guy who walks into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and says: "Look what I almost stepped in!" "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mircan 0 #3979 October 15, 2009 Quote Bree is my female alter ego....as given to me by another poster.....so I'm not sure if I'm a man or woman anymore Sh*t. I`ve created a monster. Mornin` dudes.dudeist skydiver #42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3980 October 15, 2009 And that's not the only time I was confused with being a female(on the forums here) Guess I'm just in touch with my femine side a little too muchBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3981 October 15, 2009 Morning!!!!! Se what you've doneBree -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3982 October 15, 2009 A lot of good inventions comes from huge failures.... Like the Post-It notes.... A bad glue trial where the glue didn't cured as it was supposed to.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3983 October 15, 2009 What's a Post -It note????Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3984 October 15, 2009 Quote What's a Post -It note????Bry FUCK you mate I'm out of here for lunch now.... Back in a while...“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #3985 October 15, 2009 good night guys, thanks..!! I gotta try and sleep, catcha on a better later part of my day, suns comming up I gotta go (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3986 October 15, 2009 C'ya later!!I'll more then likely be gone by the time you get back from feeding you're holeHave a good one there Mike!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #3987 October 15, 2009 Painfully lame joke: Have you heard about the frog physisian? His patient croaked, so he got sued for being a quack. Quote And that's not the only time I was confused with being a female(on the forums here) Guess I'm just in touch with my femine side a little too muchBry Oh, yeah.. tell us more. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3988 October 15, 2009 Ya,painfully lame but I cannot throw stone because I've got nothingI used to have a avatar of a chick in heels just because I like chicks in heel...well a lot of people assumed since my avatar was female so was II know I'm warped and goofy but hey!!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3989 October 15, 2009 Google is my FRIEND Made me find this joke.... An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common". “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3990 October 15, 2009 Now that's getting up to par from what I expect from you!!Well,I guess it's time to be off to class........not really into it today but I will not miss any classNo really.....c'ya tomm....off to school then of to Pittsburgh..gonna be a long dayBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3991 October 15, 2009 Have fun in school and bring the teacher an apple..... Drive safe man..... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #3992 October 15, 2009 Dont work to hard in class Bry!!!! Why do i have to work??????? Sometimes.. I wish this socialism crap would hurry up and get here... that way i could quit my job, and skydive all day everyday.. and still get paid!! On the serious note though... GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!! Yall have a good day.. I may actually drink a cup of coffee this morning... "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mircan 0 #3993 October 15, 2009 Quote Dont work to hard in class Bry!!!! Why do i have to work??????? Sometimes.. I wish this socialism crap would hurry up and get here... that way i could quit my job, and skydive all day everyday.. and still get paid!! Socialism... Already been there. Bunch of old-timers here were doing just that. Jumping for living, getting payed by the Government, piling up thousands of jumps and all for free. Medical plan included. Now, they are just bitchin` how it was good in the good ole` days. Well FU*K THEM! They were the ones who fought to get socialism down. Now I have to live with it. And now for something completely different... a joke. A Rabbit sits in a bar, glass of beer in front of him. Then the Beaver comes and starts to tease him. The Rabbit just sits still, glazing in the distance, not noticing the Beaver. Beaver then decides to fcuk even more with the Rabbit, takes his glass and drinks the beer bottom up. Then, with the sad voice, Rabbit starts to talk: Fcuk this! I had a really bad day today. Nothing is working for me. First I tried with the gun, but no bullets! Then I try to hang myself, but the rope brakes! With last of my cash I buy beer, put poison in it... and it disappears right in front of me! Sh*t.dudeist skydiver #42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3994 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Dont work to hard in class Bry!!!! Why do i have to work??????? Sometimes.. I wish this socialism crap would hurry up and get here... that way i could quit my job, and skydive all day everyday.. and still get paid!! Socialism... Already been there. Bunch of old-timers here were doing just that. Jumping for living, getting payed by the Government, piling up thousands of jumps and all for free. Medical plan included. Now, they are just bitchin` how it was good in the good ole` days. Well FU*K THEM! They were the ones who fought to get socialism down. Now I have to live with it. And now for something completely different... a joke. A Rabbit sits in a bar, glass of beer in front of him. Then the Beaver comes and starts to tease him. The Rabbit just sits still, glazing in the distance, not noticing the Beaver. Beaver then decides to fcuk even more with the Rabbit, takes his glass and drinks the beer bottom up. Then, with the sad voice, Rabbit starts to talk: Fcuk this! I had a really bad day today. Nothing is working for me. First I tried with the gun, but no bullets! Then I try to hang myself, but the rope brakes! With last of my cash I buy beer, put poison in it... and it disappears right in front of me! Sh*t. Good morning! I am at work working hard this morning. Had to get here a bit early so I can leave at 12 tomorrow. I know i have a tough life...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3995 October 15, 2009 Morning there Deedy.... So you got big plans for tomorrow, right???“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3996 October 15, 2009 Good morning! Happy Thursday!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3997 October 15, 2009 I'll take mine extra strong with two packets or Prozac please! I need to stop looking at pictures of hot girls and gorgeous bikes. No wonder none of the engineers ever go out to clubs or to car or bike shows. The less they see the less they want the happier they are. But I...oh I've seen the other side! There are long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied sexy assed hotties there riding on the backs of gorgeous Ducati 848's wearing leather pants and hot boots!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3998 October 15, 2009 Quote Morning there Deedy.... So you got big plans for tomorrow, right??? Meeting at the 8yr olds school...I normally am off work at 2pm on fridays so it is only 2 hours earlier than normal....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3999 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Morning there Deedy.... So you got big plans for tomorrow, right??? Meeting at the 8yr olds school...I normally am off work at 2pm on fridays so it is only 2 hours earlier than normal.... Ohhhh how exclusive.... Quite jealous here you know full of admiration>“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #4000 October 16, 2009 Morning folks..... Finally Friday and the weather reports have not mentioned any rain here during the week end *woooohooo*.... I just might get some chilling jumps “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
