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I don't know if this is for real, but I'll just leave it here...

:o:D:D:D



I'm sure you mean that you don't know if the story is for real or not. As for the dildo some of the especially playful lesbians that were graduate photo students brought much bigger ones into the studios and created "Art" with them. I think it all comes down to lubricant. As for me "yeh, I know, I work here, these are my studios, but I am NOT cleaning that up."

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ryoder

Well, if he didn't know that was a bad idea before, he certainly knows it now.:S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8E34jm2BHk

I'm guessing there was something happening earlier that got him PO'd at the car.



No doubt. Seen that one before. Every motorcyclist should fucking know, they always lose in a collision with a car. :S Then again, Russians are crazy. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You just won $96,000 in a lawsuit settlement.
Do you:
a) Deposit it in a bank?
b) Deposit it into a stock or bond fund?
c) Put $96K in cash in a suitcase, take it to a motel, and invite some hookers over to party with you?:S

https://nypost.com/2018/03/22/man-finds-out-spending-96k-settlement-on-hookers-was-a-bad-idea/

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

You just won $96,000 in a lawsuit settlement.
Do you:
a) Deposit it in a bank?
b) Deposit it into a stock or bond fund?
c) Put $96K in cash in a suitcase, take it to a motel, and invite some hookers over to party with you?:S

https://nypost.com/2018/03/22/man-finds-out-spending-96k-settlement-on-hookers-was-a-bad-idea/



He said he wanted to use the money to move his family. I suspect they'll be moving all right, but not giving him the new address.

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BillyVance


We really need a classification of traffic offense that causes permanent loss of drivers license on the first offense, such as this one.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I'm impressed that he was able to put enough distance between the cops and himself that it took a day to recapture him!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/post-tribune/crime/ct-ptb-jail-escape-search-video-st-0328-20180327-story.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"I guess if you don't have pants on, an ear is as good a pocket as any,'' :D:D:D

https://articles.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2018/03/naked_man_found_with_baggy_of.amp?__twitter_impression=true

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You have to wonder how he broke his leg in the first place.

Perhaps this belongs in the "Joke of the Day" thread, but it fits here:

What do you call a guy on a motorcycle wearing only shorts, sneakers a baseball hat and shades?

An optimist.
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Well, that's it. Get me off this rock before these motherfuckers find the next stupid challenge. :S:S:S

:D:D:D

Fucking millenials... :|

http://www.wbrc.com/story/37857192/condom-snorting-challenge-is-the-latest-dangerous-trend-to-go-viral-on-the-internet

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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