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Who did write this?? Lewis Black?? Fuck him! Actually, I love Lewis Black... "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Rescue mutts are best! I've got two; a pitt bull/lab mix and and a terrier mix. The best dogs ever!! There are so many great dogs that need good homes...why give your money to a puppy breeder?? Word. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

It means perhaps you should be a little scared. That makes things a bit more exciting, doesn't it? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

...not if you eat them, dear. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Umm, yeah. You do know where the eyes are located, right? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Now that is a nice ass...not like someone who eats too many bon bons! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Boxer Briefs...and they ARE damn sexy. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

You, of all people, should not be talking, bolas! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

There's a sarcasm icon?? Dammit, how did I not see it?! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Yeah, I bet you were! Oh, and don't forget to bring something to heat the bon bons with. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Lucky bastards, we are!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Ahh, there you are, Bolas! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Finally...geez, what took you so long?? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Wouldn't that count as 20.5? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Bounds?? I know no bounds. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Yeah, and he told ME he had bon bons, too. Hmph. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Whatever! OK, now I'm going to have to put you in the corner with turtle... "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Don't do it, Sunshine...it's a trick! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Perhaps...or just perverted minds. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Kiddies?? There are kiddies here?? I thought you might say just that! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

What?? I feel sure that I gave you a bite o'sammich. Did I not?? Oh, perhaps I didn't...maybe the little guy got in the way? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Yes! Except for demon's ass...he's been hitting the bon bons a little hard lately. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Hmph...that's what I thought. Sceeered?? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Better be one hella set of bon bons, I'll tell you that right now! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

Well, certainly not if you keep eating all those bon bons! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2