sriddy

Back in the day, was it considered bad form to keep a pair of hedge clippers next to the bed?

A football isn't round either, but its still called a ball. Other terms that I can think of off the top of my head: nuts nuggets oysters hairy bagpipes yam bag Dammit, thats all I got. Need more coffee

Thats odd... He never said how it tasted.

A local team around here was called "Pick Me" The uniform was complete with a pic of Ralph Wiggam with his finger up his nose.

I started opening bottles with my pocket knife. When done properly, there is a popping noise and the cap flies across the room. Not to mention, everyone around you ducks for cover because you're drunk and waiving around a pocket knife...

I know a chick that named her kid Dragon. Father was a tattoo artist. Go figure. I thought it was kinda cool.

The wife still saying "I swear its like I'm talking to a brick wall" "I bust my ass keeping this house together and all you do is lay around."

Is that an upgrade from an ant farm?

Q: What is black and blue and hates sex? A: A rape victim.

So I've been lurking here for almost a year. Finally dropped enough weight to do my first tandem, and did it today. As a late graduation present to my sister, we both did tandems at Skydive West point today. Both instructors were great. My sister's instructor even left some personal contact info (Good luck with that buddy!!!! HAHAHAHA) Both of us has next to no "door fear". Can't wait till I rob another bank so I can afford AFF training. Thanks for all the info here! Steve

I grew up in an area that had both Norfolk Navy base (largest on the east coast, or free world, or something like that) and Langley Air Force Base (HQ of the Tactical Air Command, later the Air Combat Command) As a kid, if I ever asked about nuclear war, my parents would tell me not to worry because I'd never see it...