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Who saw a bridge and said lets huck it, with a shit eating smile, he fell for a while, Deployed, and the landing he stuck it!.... . Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Ill post this one as long as no body asks how I know...(like that will happen) Thou shall not touch the head of your penis, (on purpose or inadvetently) to the railing of an object after you have pissed from said object, in the middle of winter, lest your penis freeze to that object and you are made fun of for years to come. hummm?? who could that have been?! (Mikey Boy! - Love ya like a brother!) . Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Uhhhh.. How about thou shall not hijack this thread... seriously though... "thou shall contact the locals...." thats one for sure. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Standing atop of a buildings ledge, I carefully shuffle my way to the edge. Just a few seconds is all that lie, Between where I am now, and where I may die. Looking down to the asphalt below, measuring it up, so I won’t pull too low. “Three”…My hearts pounding, I let out a sigh. “Two”…I ready myself, briefly closing my eyes. “One”…My mind races as my body lets go. “C-Ya” I lean forward and I jump down below. In a fraction of time, your fate becomes clear – If you don’t act right now your death is soon near. Reach swiftly behind you, and firmly take hold, of a fist full of nylon; throw it out and let go. For the next few moments, you’re looking straight down, at the spot, should something happen, where you’ll impact the ground. The flash of your canopy is a welcome sight, Arresting your fall, in gravity’s spite. Grabbing your toggles, pulling them down low, sinking it in to the earth down below. The jump isn’t over; there is still one more task…. Get your gear in the car, hit the gas, and haul ass! DanD 2005 . Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

A few just from this site seem to be: Thou shall not jump into a headwind. Thou shall not name sites Thou shall take others gear and keep it when they rat you out on antenna jumps. . Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Picture yourself on you favorite "E" and you look over and see a burning bush (Lets just say) and you hear....(Insert your name here) this is Carl, take these commandments and give them to the BASE Community. What would those commandments be? (And what kind of good shit are you taking to be seeing (and hearing) a burning bush?) Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Goes to show if the Arab would yeild to modern marvels, he would have had a car and a house, not a tent and a camel..... Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

What are some of the best/funniset/favorite nicknames for BASE sites in your area? I know we have have a few that are influenced by local flavor. Some of them are pretty funny. I heard one site referred to as the "Big Fuckin Green Stick" Which is funny becasue it is not green and and not an "A" but it is duely named for an incident there..... Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Thanks in advance. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

I figured the FCC made sense, since we were jumping from radio communications towers. This guy is a real tool. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Today I was approached by one of the Know it Alls at work, and he asked...(in a shitty know it all tone) "Hey I know I had to get a license from the FAA to skydive, but who do you contact for a license to BASE jump? (there is no way in hell this guy has ever made a jump in his life, out of a plane or other) Without missing a step, I looked him dead in the eye, and said...The FCC. To which he replied...Thats what I figured, but just thought Id ask. No moral, just a story..thought it was funny. Send any further applications and your check in the amount of 1000.00 for BASE certification to: Director of Operations Federal Communications Commission C/O DanD Base1036 ............ .;......... . Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

I think it would be more beneficial for all of the old fuckers on the verge of death to have these plates. I think THEY are more of a risk than the habitual drunks (Not trying to discount the severity of drunk driving) Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

I personally wouldnt worry about it, just take a look at some of the improptu tools already in a rigging loft, I am sure that old broom stick handle was designed as a packing device.... There is shit used all of the time while packing a reserve. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Dude, shouldnt that say without instead of with? ...dumass. Shouldn't it be dumbass not dumass? Fucking idiot!

Dude, shouldnt that say without instead of with? ...dumass. . Good eyes..Thanks...(as he walks away mumbling...fucker...) hehe Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

I did have GC there....Well actually he was on the A with me, exited right brfoe the cop pulled up, hid through out the whole ordeal. But I do see your point about having someone else there to be a fall guy and at least protect the site/gear Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

You always have such an Interesting Different thought provoking way of saying things. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Totally looking out for his best intrest when I told him he couldnt go. He is not even standing up his landings yet. BUT he thiks since he was able to buy a BASE rig, he is ready to go jump. I have tried every thing to educate him, and do it in a nice way, but no luck. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Let me start by saying, if this post is out of line feel free to delete it. I am pissed and maybe should wait to post it. I ran into a little snag last night. On a remote object, FAR from town, right before exit (780 foot LONG Climb) i noticed a vehicle pull up, not just any vehicle, a COP CAR. I wouldnt have thought anything about it BUT, A) My Car was hidden from the road, you could only see it from the A. B) I was more than 10 miles outside of town. C) Cops NEVER come out here, there is no reason. Now to make things worse...he turns on his lights and makes the statement...We know you are up there....My first thought is Yeah Right....but then he says If you come down now, Ill let you off with a warning. Hmmmmmm I wonder......How (or does he really) know that I am up here? Any way the next words out of his mouth are...We found your car...FUCK! So he knows I am up here. I couldnt very well communicate with him without a bullhorn, so I am faced with a delima...Climb down (More dangerous in my opinion than jumping) or just jump? Full moon (almost) No wind, perfect weather...Could have jumped from ANY side of the A. SHIT SHIT SHIT. I Jumped. Cop car to the East (500-700 feet from the A) I jumped the other way, pulled ENTIRELY too close to the wires (Should have taken it down a lot further) and flew out as far as I could. Landed in the field, immediately took off my rig, and started to walk towards the cop car. As I was walking up, he asked me...what were you doing up there? Had he not seen me?Did he not know it was me that had just jumped from the A...Did he think I climbed down? After a short exchange of dumb looks and a few routine questions, and a search of my vehicle (against my better judgement) he informed that they were afraid I was a terrorist threat, but it seemed I was just a nut who liked Antennas. STILL I wondered how he knew I was up there? Then he spoke. We got a call about someone up to no good out here, and I needed to check it out. Said you were going to jump...You having some home problems? (This guy thought I was a jumper...Well I am but he thought I was a suicide jumper.) Long story short: There is only one way he could have known I was up there. IF ASKS YOU IF HE CAN GO ON A JUMP WITH YOU.....TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF! It seems he got pissed when we told him he couldnt go out with us, and he called in the site. I havent figured out why in the hell he would do that, but when I asked him about it, all he could say was...Why should he care? I am not really sure what to do here, but I would like to pose the question: What would you do if you knew you were busted? Jump or climb? What should happen to this little twit? (i know you cant comment in a public forum on this) Before you ask: NO I wasnt arrested, YES I got my gear from the field..(Later) and Yes the cop told me he could take me in for climbing the tower. and to stay off of it, ran me for warrants and let me go. Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Your eyes are truely beautiful and I want to have passionate sex with you... Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

Karma....ouch.!?.! Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

"Heres to you Mr 45 degree rule guy" Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

"Heres to you Mr Mrs have 400 times the number of posts I do jumps guy gal. Though we seldem actually see you jump, we always hear about your extracurricular activities.........blah blah blah....Ba Fuckin Blah...Blah Blah...So you keep post whoring while we keep jump whoring and together maybe we can keep the balance between jump space and cyber space." Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

The really sad part is not that I know someone who died while jumping, but that I know someone who will die while jumping. A few faces come to mind, and though we have all expressed our concerns to these people, short of killing them by other means, it just seems they are destined, by their behavior in the sky, to smack in. SAD Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com

We should give you a preview of the questions we email in so you can be more prepared for them, kinda like a presidential candidate.... Question 1: How do you feel about selfish ass holes that burn objects in the name of self glory? Dont hold back tell us what should really happen to them.... hehe Daniel Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones Tasers - Pepper Spray - Stun Guns and more! www.dallassecuritysupply.com