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    :$>:(



    Embarrassed?

    It's ok, man, come on out if you want.


    I know Twardo, he has NO NEED for one!:)

    The guy is such a tight ass..he squeaks when he farts! :ph34r:










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    You watch BET..didnt think your were that type



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    Okay, one last time.:S

    When trying to use an obscure reference in trying to make a humorous comment, the reference needs to relate somehow, on some level to the context of what you are commenting on.

    You might just as well have said, eat pork.

    To be funny, a comment like-
    'Last time you bet on stains, there was a nearly impeachment.'

    See the difference?

    Oh, also...NEVER laugh at you own jokes.
    When they really suck, like that one, it make you look shortbus-ish instead of skinnyshrek-ish. :ph34r:
    :P

    Now go back and try it again.










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    Oh thats right..... the airplanes and junkets were provided by Abramoff and friends..




    Well Jeeze, 'Zon....ya gotta figure they didn't wanna get caught 'waiting' behind another $40,000.00 LAX main runway Democratic haircut did they!? :P


    :D:D:D
    Did anyone ever figure out just how MUCH jetA a 74's APU gulps for a blow dry and style???

    If poor those dead dinosaurs only knew what their bodies would be used for! :ph34r:










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    :$:$:$Sweetheart, I thought we agreed to wait to make any public announcements....

    but I will say, I love you too, my darling:)



    So what...THIS is how you tell me it's OVER?! :o

    You're SO cruel! B|:P:ph34r:










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    Which also means Eloy will no longer be a 'destination' for those who want to learn from the 'top tier'.



    But will be a destination for those that want a DZ that address safety as priority one.

    From a business standpoint, the choice is obvious.

    From a safety standpoint, the choice is obvious.

    From a competitive swoopers standpoint, it is the way of natural selection...that section of the herd can adapt, move to greener pastures or die out.

    The needs of the many overshadow the wants of the few.










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  8. I just wish I could find someone to make me a sammich! [:/]


    Good on you! B|











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    OK.. I have work to do now.. So I will be away for a couple hours..

    Could someone take notes for me here? (Make sure to include links to any Posted Pics that are worth opening).

    Thank you.



    Done.

    BTW, even THIS post isn't really "worth" looking at.












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    Don't you mean "her hotness?"

    No, I think that's the other female moderator. ;)


    You talking about Phreezone? I thought she was a he? :D


    How do ya go from kissin' ass to pissin in Cheerios in ONE THREAD?!:ph34r:










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  14. I voted:
    ALWAYS laugh at somene who is down...

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    :D:D:D:D:D:D


    DooD...You live in a CAMPER...................in a BARN???!!!!

    Yer Kllin' me!!! :D:D:D











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    it is 1 in 87000 skydives end in death

    1 in 66 000 drives ends in death


    statistacly on an event based formula

    in other words
    number of deaths from event / number of events that took place




    Which is why statics can be manipulated to say whatever you want them to, it's all in how you classify your data.

    Lets say an skydiving event lasts 3 minutes, shouldn't we then break driving 'events' down into 3 minute increments as well? You know, exposure to risk at comparable time frames?


    Gee I wonder how the fatality rate for every driver, broken down into 3 minute event increments, compares to the skydiving fatalities?

    I do believe it shows skydiving is a wee bit more dangerous! :o










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    Guess there's a REASON you don't have kids! :S



    Oh there ARE reasons, but laughing at this video isn't one of them:D:D



    As far as YOU know anyway...!!!:D:D:D










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    my major in college was abnormal psychology
    and my minor was statistical analysis



    It is too bad that you decided to skip your freshman English classes. :ph34r:



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    That is a combination that raises an eyebrow.

    (I had to correct the spelling of analysis...it was driving me bats, guess I'm compulsive like that :ph34r:)










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    Works great for the locals, but the tourists, "just don't get it."



    Maybe because they've never been told before that they HAVE to get it.

    Ripcord stops and blast handles didn't go away until it was 'set in stone' so to speak.

    Low pulls were tolerated more than they are now, the frequency went way down following new 'rules' and banishment's.

    Big difference between ~

    "We'd like you to try not to do that."

    &

    "Do that again and you're history."










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