SwampThing
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QuoteWhat's sad is to find out your Tandem Master and/or AFF instructor was locked up for child molestation. I think he's in jail for quite a long time this time.
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Like the thread title says, you think you know someone.
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QuoteNot the best way to close out a multi-jump demo weekend...
No shit OUCH Twardo!
You broke the riser AND the release loop???
What does the harness ring / stitching look like?
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Barefoot?
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Quote...A buddy asked me that question this morning as I was unpacking from Oshkosh.
I pulled out this pic and just said....Nope!Quote
Great pic Twardo!
I can see why you never get tired of it!
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Bumped to find out what ever happend to ELMO?!
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Look at the size of the hands on the guy in "friday's" photo!
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Quotemy house is surrounded by cops with AR-15's. will update.
Check your mags & frags...cut the chatter!
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QuoteGee, April, "you people" are so sensitive!
[For my next act, ladies and gentlemen, I shall poke a crocodile with a stick!]
[Walt runs like hell, laughing all the way....]
Walt
OUCH!
Hey d00d.....do that again and I'll get a stingray buddy of mine, to 'break yer heart'!
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How you doin'??
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just remember that in two years my little novice punk ass will be freeflying circles around you guys...
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At yer current rate, what's that 100-150 jumnps?!
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Interesting, I think I've read this before.
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QuoteQuoteSo name names! Who are we looking at?
Me & Slider on his # 200!
Twardo you get more GRAY every DAY!
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QuoteI might be a selfish, twisted, and condescending asshole,
MIGHT be??
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QuoteOnce again, everyone else's pics get "Oh, cute" "I like your hair" comments and my photos are all "Please help me claw my eyes out". Ya'll are not helping with my self esteem issues
Um...Nice Dick?
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QuoteSo gramps finally woke up from his nap and started posting
Hookers left him tied up, finally chewed through the ropes!
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Back it down some dude, not funny - just stupid.
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Few years back they were jumping from a 172, the 206 from Perris was taken back because they hadn't paid anything on the lease for months. Threw a pretty good speed bump in the operation for a couple weeks until another bird was leased.
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Vodka.....Talk to me GOOSE!
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Don't tell me you're deaf too. You're just ignoring him.
What?
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QuoteMine are the same length. I guess that explains why i'm so damn smart at everything.
Mine are the same lenght too, and they smell like butt.
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QuoteGood stuff, Jason. I particularly like:
1. You're trying to learn on your own.
2. You're trying things on your own.
3. You're asking questions and getting info from different sources.
4. You're taking things back to your riggers and instructors before you actually put anything into practice.
5. You're doing all the right things.
What I didn't like is:
1. Hammering Airtwardo. I suggest not alienating him. He is one of our finest and has more knowledge than you and I both will ever attain. He has a sense of humor, yes. Pick his brain for knowledge.
And now he has to get even a bigger helmet, nice going Popsjumper!
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Firstly..you dont know me or my intelligance level. Yes there are some pretty stupid people out there. I think im fairly intelligent.Quote
You just made coffee shoot out of my nose!
wow...typo...sue me.
No way!
Let's say I win the suit, what an I going to do with a pink rig?
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News Story re Jeb Corliss Wingsuit Landing
in The Bonfire
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