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    point out an imperfection in your significant other, i.e., tell her that her ass is flabby - even if it isn't. She'll tell you things about yourself you never knew!




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    Yeah, about 2 page worth on a divorce decree! :o:S:ph34r:











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    Not for jumping out of....I want to take my daughter on one next weekend. Anyone out there have any recommendations for the Denver/Colorado Springs/Canon City areas? Or really anywhere within a few hours' drive of Denver?

    I googled, but there's (surprisingly) several to choose from. Suggestions/experiences anyone?



    You could always call skyride! :P










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    I especially thought this was humorous...

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    "Get to know your local stripper -- that's the message we should end on, yeah," Heineman said.




    Like I need another EX WIFE! :ph34r:










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    So how many of you have pressed the send button on and email before even composing a message?



    Worse, sending an email to the wrong person! :S










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    Ya T H I N K ? !



    On occasion, but I try not to too often... I don't wanna hurt myself:ph34r::DB|


    Oh...you're one of those guys that has to have 'blink & breathe' tattooed on the inside of his eyelids,
    or ya would drop dead! :)


    Nah, more the "don't think for more than 30 seconds or you'll get a migrane" kinda guys:D



    Got THAT Tee-Shirt! :|










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    Firstly..you dont know me or my intelligance level. Yes there are some pretty stupid people out there. I think im fairly intelligent.




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    :D:D:D:D:D

    You just made coffee shoot out of my nose!











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    She doesn't need a roommate, she is looking for a place to stay. I think if there is no personal gain involved it is not considered advertising.



    Yeah...what he said.

    And besides...SHE'S HOT! ;)










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    and some papers?B|



    Yeah...& get rubbers too, gonna be a long nite.


    damnit! no means no!!! now for the last time... NO!:P



    But your sis is almost done cooking! :):):):):):)










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    Was that really necessary.




    It's Twardo, is it necessary to ask?! :ph34r:










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    The ole concrete dental plan! ;)

    There was a movie with Ed Norton as a white power nut a few years ago, where he did it and killed the guy...

    Personally I like picking them up and and body slamming 'em down on a fire plug. Call the 'Orange Juicer' ;)




    American history X




    An-2 :)










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    His gear is lying around the apartment.




    Where do I get in line for THAT job? ;)










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  19. Loss...shock and loss.

    I can't even begin to imagine what his family is going through this minute.

    Those girls! I just feel empty.

    HOW --- WHY???

    You guys, if things are looking dark for you, PLEASE --shoot up a flare, helping each other out is what we do!!

    What a tragic fucking loss.










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    My uncle was a trucker...he had these little white pills with a little lines on them that looked like an X...I don't know what in the world they were, but they did the job.

    :)



    most likely their street name was "white crosses" with the main ingerdient being ephedrine or a derivitive there of.






    :D:D:D Gee...ya THINK?:):$B|










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    Who is the funniest poster on this site?:$

    Some of you people are very entertaining, in a Dennis Miller sort of way.:D

    Who's the best? :)



    A long time ago I would have said it's between Walt, Twardo, and NickDG.

    But a litlle research shows they're all the same girl! :P










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    Proof that Airtwardo's been in Paris Hilton-he sent me the photo yesterday



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    Tramp?

    Like THAT'S a news flash! :ph34r:










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    I will interject that I wouldn't be paying for speciality AC that can't be jumped...it's a boogie not an air show.



    Oh yes lets do the pre fest marketing. I have been meaning to call you. send me yuor phone number please.



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    Just glad it's YOUR ASS & not mine on the line! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::P



    Thanks I appreciate that!!:S

    c ya
    J



    He's in the book, just look under "Alway says-too fucking busy to RETURN CALLS!" :ph34r::S;)










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