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    I smell bullshit.



    Watch the video, "Airgasm1" on SDM.com. B|

    Look closely, it's probably the first time YOU'VE even seen a girl do that. :P:ph34r:










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    I think another reason to believe Cooper may have been poor is the fact that risked losing his life either by sudden stop syndrome or jail for $200,000.




    Yearly income average in 1971 was 9028.00, that's 20 years of retirement.
    And if Cooper had done any research into bank reserves, he would have had an idea how much money was available quickly.
    There was also the size and weight concerns.










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    "Lone Survivor"

    Its an incredible read about a Texas boy.



    I thought that was "Lone Ranger" ;)










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    I quit in 1984 cold turkey. I smoked about 3 packs a day at the time. Can you say chimney? I haven't smoked a cigarette since.:)



    I was born in '84...with a cigarette in my mouth! :P











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  11. Ok, just the regular night jump gear... 2 bottles of tequila, 32 dollars in singles, and a halloween mask...

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    Survival kit contents check.

    In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic;

    two boxes of ammunition;

    four days' concentrated emergency rations;

    one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;

    one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;

    one hundred dollars in rubles;

    one hundred dollars in gold;

    nine packs of chewing gum;

    one issue of prophylactics;

    three lipsticks;

    three pair of nylon stockings.


    Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.











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    In thier world that would be to pull out (aka surrender or lose)



    More hyperbole from the great defender of the keyboard.. that is some crazy brave shit taking on all those insurgents with your keyboard.:D:D


    Let's dance! ;)










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    Hi A

    Have you seen a copy of USPA liability policy you like so much?

    Has anyone seen a copy of the policy? Know where it's posted on USPA's websight?

    Not interested in makeing a claim just need the facts to know if it's realy a good deal.;)




    Call Susan at the insurance company and ask for a copy (866) 585-4590.










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    I guess i should clarify... I don't know how to play the guitar.



    That guitar is 50 years old. My guess is that there are very few around. If it is in playable condition, learn to play the fucker!

    It is easier than ever to learn a musical instrument these days--especially guitar!

    Walt




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    Sigh . . . 2 pound



    Maybe you should share them :P

    Who the hell wants 2lbs of peanut M&Ms that have been up Turtle's ass?!

    Two girls with one cup! :$










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    I guess i should clarify... I don't know how to play the guitar.



    You'll have lots of time to learn with no canopy! :ph34r:










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    ok, we'll need a logger, a civil engineer, and a dentist.



    No gynecologist?! :o[:/]


    good point .. strike the civil engineer, add the gynecologist!



    Ya know.... there was actually this one time that I did help cut a tree in half using firearms. (long story, jeep got stuck on the downed tree, had to cut it in half - the tree, not the jeep - no saws, used the rifles and A LOT of ammo) Who needs a logger when you have the right firearms and enough ammo. B|
    SKS?


    No, Maple. ;)










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    Baby needs a new pair of shoes.




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    Or Momma needs a new set o teeth! :)



    Sorry - I can't talk with all this earth in my a PLANET in my mouth.











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