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  3. I don't know how to change the 'time' setting on this site so it reads CST instead of PST...can anyone help?:)










    The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
    The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

  4. Trip on the sidewalk of every house you deliver to, SOMEBODY'S gotta have insurance! :ph34r:










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    the USPA- are in the business of selling us the insurance...




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    You keep saying that.

    Is that your opinion or do you have some factual stats to show how the USPA is benefiting financially as an insurance broker / provider?

    That's like saying the USPA is causing global warming because they cut down trees to make a magazine.:S











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  9. How about if they just bury ole 'Mom' AND Howard K. up to their necks until it's decided?! :ph34r:










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    I say we go make a citizen's arrest on the cop that couldn't figure out that you were not the guy. Charge: Breathing to much of the air that could help humans live.


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    All in all...I can't really complain about the copperdude...

    He was 'professional' and was 'in his eyes' doing his job.[:/]

    I tried to reason with him, but as he said...if it IS you and I let you skate, I'm in trouble for NOT making the arrest...which I honestly do understand. :)

    My point is that he wasn't given any leeway to make a judgement call, at least in his eyes, or that there isn't an effective 'back up double check just in case thingie' ...and that once in the system you're guilty until proven otherwise...and being treated like a 'hardened criminal' for a petty offence, real or not, was an eye opening experience that I wouldn't recommend to ANYONE! :S




    A T T I C A , AT T I C A , AT T I C A ...!:P










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    I hold a current & valid license from the land of fruits and nuts on the left coast!



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    THAT kinda explains EVERYTHING! :P











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    I'm not blonde anymore, I went back to my natural color...auburn. So there!!:P


    Bobbi



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    Carpet finally matches the drapes huh?! :ph34r:




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    Collar matches the cuffs you mean? :ph34r:

    (get it HANDcuffs?):$













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    You say that kicks and blows are a part of the game, but no chance they'll incapacitate you? Of course, with a reserve loaded @1.9, it probably wouldn't do you much good.




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    W H O O S H ! :S











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    I live in a dry climate but hotel rooms seem to be especially dry.


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    There IS a reason for it ya know...:)

    Turns the bed spread spooge puddles into crunchy scab wafers,
    so 'house cleaning' can chip them off and sweep 'em UNDER the bed.

    Otherwise ya would need a snorkel to get any sleep! :P



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    Yes, thank you for the visual.:|

    I'm buying a tent and never going to a hotel AGAIN! [:/]











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    I'd been gone about two years before my ex finally realized...




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    Somehow apropos considering ! ;)













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    I keep missing the toilet and my mum keeps slapping me.




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    I always have your Mum hold mine while I pee!












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    Perhaps if people heard this girl on her period yapping at me, you'd all understand where I was coming from.

    I'm usually pretty mellow and take advice well, but its how someone comes across more than anything.



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    I think we " all " understand not only where you're coming from, but also where you're headed. :|

    It's true what they say, Ya can lead a horse to water, but ya can't make a DGIT golf. :D











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