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she hooked up with my friends to get back at me for breaking up with her
She didn't like that and is trying to get back at me...Quote
Well Hell, in THAT case...What's her number?
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QuoteQuoteshe's going to be bouncing this guys "old" friend's balls off her chin in a matter of hours!
Come on tell us what really is going to happen, dont beat around the bush
You just know they're going to be bumping uglies until the wee hours.
About the time he makes her "See God" for the 9th time, unties her and gives her a custard facial, she's gonna wonder why she wasted time with ANYONE else!
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They're both so uplifting.Quote
Oh come on!
A 27 year old "MAN" whining about beating up someone because a relationship didn't work out?!
H E L L O !
She didn't LIKE the guy, that's not HER fault, or HIS !
It didn't work out, MOVE ON and quit feeling sorry for yourself.
Beat the guy up, THAT'S mature, gee wonder WHY she left?!
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Acts of revenge show you are bitter and that...SHE WON
She DID win!
She is who she wants to be with and since it's Saturday night they are out having fun, dinner, dancing, she's going to be bouncing this guys "old" friend's balls off her chin in a matter of hours!
Do you really think she even gives him a second thought?
Why would she, she's happy, SHE WON!
He needs to drop it, move on and start living in the now!
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It never fails, there's always some asshole wait to pour salt in your wounds.
I'm sure the same kind of person that would fuck his buddy's wife when he's buddy wasn't around.
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Never!
Wife's SISTER on the other hand!
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How terribly tragic.
I wish there was something warm and fuzzy I could say that would make you feel all better, but there isn't.
Just face it, she went with the other guy because he's either better looking, has more money or fucks her until she melts.
Maybe all three!
I suppose you could get a make over, a real job and maybe read a book on some woman pleasing techniques, but then again you would still be the guy boo hooing about lost love on some Internet skydiving message board.
I'm sure there are loads of hotties waiting in line for a guys like that!
It's over, she's better than you, move on.
Suck it up cupcake, life is tough, get a helmet!
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QuoteQuoteNo, but there's an RSL.
Maybe you should disconnect that. Just in case the rareified air molecules cause the AAD to fire prematurely
"Rareified Air" is a myth, ALL An-2's smell that way!
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"Parole Granted!"
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Quoteah im dissapointed...its 3:22am here and after far too much booze and the occassional near fight i come back to less than 200 views! duuuuuude.....
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well 3 hours until i have to get up for work tomorrow. im a student goddamn it, souldnt be working this much!
Feel better now?
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It's an AN-2!
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The test came back NEGATIVE!
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QuoteIs it just me... or does that girl have a string hanging out....
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Tea anyone?
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Didn't you get banned for linking the log off screen like that already, or with this be the first time for doing THAT?!
Yeah right. Nice try trying to frame me. My post had nothing more than a roses are red poem for skymama.
Post edited by funks () on Nov 15, 2006, 1:18 PM
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Didn't you get banned for linking the log off screen like that already, or with this be the first time for doing THAT?!
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You need to get yourself one of THESE>http://www.silohome.com/Quote
HEY!
I know of one of those places in Iowa!
A friend is a tax assessor, had questions about the 'building costs' and got a tour. I've seen it from the outside...but hear it goes down 5 levels like that pic.
I WANT ONE TOO!
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Quotea million dollars/pounds?
(both receiving and giving during the one act)
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Would you.....fill out yor bio page so maybe we can figure out what other name you post here with?
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QuoteWhat the crap?! Where are all the posts saying "I was born with her", with a photo of their right hands attached?
Well, I weren't born WITH her, but she IS ma little SIS TER!
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QuoteThe first thing I noticed about her was that her ass looked great in tight jeans.
We're getting ready to send our oldest kid to college now.
Awwww...A match made in.... "The Gap"
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Don't ask me!
I dunno WHAT'S goin' on!
looks like the fish did get jealous, and he split though!
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QuoteThat is just totally wrong...
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Guess so!
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QuoteQuoteQuoteHim....Him....
Fuck HIM!
Really?
I dunno...does the fish get jealous?!
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QuoteHim....Him....
Fuck HIM!
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Quoteif we do end up killing ourselves off in a nuclear exchange, cockroaches would be loving it.
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Only the ones with helmets!
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QuoteI am sure a lot of more experienced jumpers occaisionaly do the same, it was ment as an illustration.
An illustration...I guess I see what you mean, but I personally always look at it just for G.P.
Unless I'm open so low there is no time!
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I fucking hate girls. and fake friends
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And I think I see the problem.
She's mega watt hot, in a tight "cum fuck me" black cocktail dress, and he's wearing his big brother's 3x walmart shirt and blue jeans. And for future reference "ALL" you guys, unless you have Dennis Rodman's money, don't wear more jewelry in you face than your date.
And Dood, you're not a troll your own damn self, you GOTTA have a "Plan 'B' bootie call" somewhere in the background, get on the phone and "SLAP DAT ASS"
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