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  1. I'll be there at least for Thursday and Friday, and looking forward to it! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  2. Yeah, I don't think any person in that competition will ever be able to run for public office now! Thanks to JR and Kathie and everyone else that worked their asses off over the weekend to make this thing a success! You all put on one hell of a fun boogie! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  3. Abbey and I won't be able to make it until tomorrow morning unfortunately. Originally we were going to come up tonight but I have a late hockey game. We'll be there bright and early tomorrow ready to fire up that Casa!!!! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  4. Ah, yes, we call this "CAR"W It's even more impressive if you can manage to turn points FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  5. Since I wasn't there, I can only assume that you must have been looking at pictures of me again! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  6. Bored at work today so let's hear some stories ....What is the most interesting, funniest, unique, or just plain stupid place that you have ever landed off?? I don't personally have too many good ones.....yet FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  7. Selena, you might be a bit confused.....the Jello wrestling website that was posted has 5 pound bags of mix that only needs a garden hose to mix it with. Lots of water so no milk is needed and it isn't exacly Jello.....you can't eat it! It is very easy to make though and it makes a lot (25 Gallons). Only problem is the price. Originally, I was planning on getting big cans of pre-made pudding but I haven't been able to find any in the stores yet. They are cheap and easy but hard to find a lot of. Anyone have any suggestions on where I could get those big cans? Costo perhaps? Pudding is ideal over Jello. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  8. We could always just pump John William's camper toilet into the pool....problem solved! No worries.....I'll work it out! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  9. New calculation....the pool is 289 gallons total. Dimensions are 10'(L) x 6'(W) x 22"(H) One 5 pound jug of Jello mix makes 25 gallons 25 Gallons is 8.6% of a 289 gallon pool Pool is 22 inches high so 8.6% of that = 1.892 inches of Jello.... I'm thinking that one will be enough but two would be much better. That's a lot of money though FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  10. What do you think? Is 25 gallons of Jello enough? The pool is probably about 8 feet X 6 feet inside but I'm not real sure how much that Jello will cover. I definitely don't want to have too little. And yes, I am a cheap bastard! Come on, I'm a skydiver....half of my paycheck goes towards jet fuel, packers, and beer (damn taxi-way landings and a Gestapo like Beer Marshal! ) FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  11. Kevin, you paying attention here?????? Bolas, are you going to make it to the boogie? Hope you're working on your pelt! Hmmmmm.......we might just have to modify this event to Jello-Wrestling!! Thanks for the link. Does anyone want to pitch in to help me pay for this stuff? I think that one 5 pound bag should be plenty if it makes 25 gallons FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  12. Excellent!!....I'm working on pudding and I think I located a nice pool to use too. Mandy has an inflatable one just like the one I was going to buy from Walmart and she said we can use it. I'll take a look at it next time I'm up in Chambersburg. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  13. What is the current PA record?? FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  14. No way!! That just means that we will have to get even more creative/horrible in our cabana attire!! The only white flag I'll be raising will be the one covering my buns of steel!! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  15. But Kyle, you are just so cuddly and spoonable....you would make a great prison wife! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  16. Rumor also has it that 7 (going to be 8 soon) pelt head members will be in this month's Parachutist centerfold!! The 8-way participants were unpelted in the picture but nonetheless honored the recent VA Tech shooting victims with a VT in the sky! PROUD TO BE A PELT HEAD HOKIE!!
  17. HA! Well, we're packed now so we can make at least one jump each But seriously...if you really want to pack for us we would let you. Come on, I know you want to!! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  18. Does anyone know what time the Casa will be coming in on the 13th? I plan on being there all day anyway! Also, will there be any kind of a registration fee? Just curious. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  19. Don't worry Kyle....I'm sure that RT will be more than willing to do some more CRW with you! Or....you might even be able to convince him to try another Mr. Bill from the Casa! Ask him about the last time he tried that FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  20. I had a slightly different situation with my Neptune last year. I was doing a night jump using the unit as a hand mount altimeter and it completely shut off in freefall. Kind of a scary jump!! I think what may have caused my problem was that I didn't use the metal back plate as I normally do when I use it as a hand mount and maybe the extra flapping against my hand shut the unit off. Don't really know for sure but it hasn't happened since. Maybe you bumped it on the plane by accident and it somehow reset. Definitely have Alti-2 take a look at it if you are concerned. They will fix you up quick. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  21. Finally, the pudding wrestling rules are in place! Things might be changed slightly as we get closer to the boogie but this is what we have so far.... FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  22. Rules are in the works for the Pelt Head pudding championship and are being fine tuned at the moment. They will be posted by next week after the committee has a chance to review them! We will need a referee....any nomination?? FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  23. We have two cats, a male and a female that are each less than a year old. The male is about 14 or 15 pounds and was starting to get a bit of a belly so had to take some action. We were feeding him too much and he didn't know how to stop eating so he just kept getting bigger and bigger. Some cats will self regulate their food intake if you are lucky and you can leave food out for them all the time. Other cats, like our male, need to go by the recommended amounts listed on the back of your cat food bag. We give ours about 3/4- 1 cup of dry food a day of the "Healthly Weight" stuff and it seemed to have stopped his growing belly! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  24. It is settled then unless Princess has any objections! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  25. No worries Jen! It's under control and I might have just located the perfect pudding pen It's nice and soft and has good high walls so nobody falls out and gets disqualified. This is what I decided so far and what we need..... First, we will need jello shots for the competitors so someone needs to agree to making some up. Nice and strong! Each lady will have to consume one scrumptious jello shot before taking the ring, unless of course they have a moral objection and therefore we will provide a Disney character dixie cup filled with Juicy Juice. Second, we are going to need some celebrity judges for this competition....maybe the Alpha Pelt will grace us with that honor and we will need one or two more. Send ideas/nominations to me. Third, we will need a lifeguard, so we can ensure no lady gets out of control and tries to drown another competitor in chocolate I might volunteer for this position but I am open to nominations as well. If you have had lifeguarding experience and would like to participate let me know. That is all that I can think of for now but keep a look out for any more updates. A complete set of rules will also be posted very soon You all don't know what you are in for!! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20