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I am so proud of myself. I made a hippie sick...

I'm thinkin' loincloth. Now that's some Byron Love. Thong. Only no Bolas may apply.

happy birthday

Are we talking nipple strays or fur here? Ever pull it out with your teeth? It can be quite erotic I hear...

Does she give lessons on how to do that? I would like to be an apprentice to someone who is good at that. I tend to be too lenient.

I'd be looking at your ass and up your nose.

LOL!! Just ugly ones? Does she keep your nose hairs in line?

Cabana boy applications could get screened through me!! I will check every hair.

Hygiene IS important. This guy was 33 and smoking hot except for this one thing. You don't have to want to kiss me. You probably don't like little blondes anyways. But if I meet you and you're hot then please, shave the ass, man-trim and cut the f'n NOSE hairs.

[rant] I went out on a date last night with a hottie. He was beautiful. Cool and smart and sexy. I couldn't kiss him. Big bushy long see-them-from-a-foot-away nose hairs. Ew!!!! I was afraid that they would poke me. How could someone so damn sexy not notice their own freaking NOSE HAIRS. I couldn't say anything. It was our first date. Gentlemen, and well... all you men on here... PAY ATTENTION TO THE NOSE HAIRS!!!! FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE!!! I beg you!!! Clip them. Trim them. Buy a nose hair trimmer or a tiny pair of scissors and just trim that shit up. For the love of God. If I meet you and you're available. I want the option of KISSING you. And it ain't gonna happen if you got a hairy-ass nose. [/rant] This has been a public service announcement for the good of all from Gwennie.

Taking applications. Male or female may apply. Sexual preference not an issue. Just tell me what makes you a good candidate.

Get to the point. Who is the cryptic secret message for and wth is your point? I thought you said you were from Texas... aren't they known for getting to the point? Are you trying to say you are getting married and won't change? Then you're right. People stay exactly the same. Hope that's a good thing!!

I'll admit it. I just had liver and onions and loved it. I also love spinach and fried cabbage. Sue me. My lover better be ready for some serious dutch oven action tonight. Yummmmm!

How base and classless of you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Kissing and telling is NEVER cool.

There are A LOT of caring people in this sport.

I felt the same not too long ago as well. Find comfort in those who love you and it WILL get better. People care.

Wouldn't it be great if like the Jim Cary movie we could just erase certain parts of our life and make them go away? I would totally erase some relationships and even experiences. Think of how at peace and 'unf@%&ed" up we would be if we could do that. So much more trusting and fun and light.

Have you ever been seeing someone while you kept/ started a friendship(s) w/ someone you thought would be a good choice for a next relationship while you were still dating someone else? Is that wrong or right in your opinion. Why or why not?

Don't just lead us on. We need a list. Post! Post! Post!

Chelle/ Dr. Ruth- Curious, as with anal sex, doesn't anyone just find an off turning odor accompanying it????? Doesn't it gross you out? There has to be a little popo there. Does one wear gloves??? Does the smell of it not register as unsensual??

I think he has more than anyone will EVER know.

ftr I wasn't talking about anyone I know from Dz.com

It's between possibly being labeled a 'troublemaker' and letting them both get hurt or just watching the train wreck happen in slow mo. I would want to know but I would sort of resent who told me.

Ok, my mistake. I think that it wouldn't work because they both live separate from him. Likely he would just be like, 'Yay, flowers! Ain't I a stud!'

In the ocean, pretty far out, him holding onto the ladder of our boat, me wrapped around him. The most amazing sunset ever...