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anu ba yan, what the fuck, wie war das ???? “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

thanks “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

thanks “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

thanks “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Good idea!

school, i'm to introduce myself... Auf Deutsch! “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

The instuctor says I'm missing a verb where he wrote (verb). like maybe go skydiving or something. like we say in english "take" a shit germans say "make" a shit we say "go" skydiving do they "go" skydiving or "make" a parachute jump or what not? anybody know what i mean? it's probably "go" “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Any German speakers here? What is wrong with this sentence? Ich (Verb) Fallschirm springen gern, aber das habe ich auch nicht getan für ein paar Jahren. I thought springen was the verb... but he is looking for me to add another where indicated. Maybe gehen. I go skydiving? Ich gehe Fallschirm springen gern? Never take a german class online! thanks for any help! “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

thanks 4 the smile fucking hilarious “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

just realized you're female sorry 'bout the nancy boy thing think i'll have another... then shut the fuck up “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

self induced for the most part i'll be back c'mon drink up you little nancy boy i can't be the only one writing jiberish here did i spell that wrong? jiberish not nancy boy “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

you mean you were looking for coherency? i told you i'm half schnit faced have some more drinks come back into the fold “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

TEQUILA TOWN!(i'm afraid jimmy buffet might try to charge me a cover fee) ANYBODY ELSE GETTING HAMMERED TODAY??? haven't jumped about 2 years... (can't, health) feel like one of those 2 jump wonders with 2000 posts (present company excluded, i am the same to anyone with currency or a C license) so i'll just get drunk and bitch here... go ahead call me a whining bitch. what would you do if you couldn't fuck for a year or more? me, i masturbate mentally about those 50 some jumps but like the green day song says... masturbation's lost it's thrill, i'm sick of all this same old shit, and i'm fucking lazy... anybody with peter pan advice that is serious about it please go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

i thought it was funny as shit but then again i'm half wasted “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

if you saw me in person I doubt you would be so cruel as to ask ME such a thing “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

My wife likes to hear that. Pilipino ka? Henniger Pils. Das grosse bier vom turm. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Thanks, maybe I'll give it a try next time. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Thank god I hardly ever have this problem! We have a happy well adjusted family but our house sure as shit could use some TLC. Maybe I'll get around to it in my next life... “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Cheers! Nothing like a tequila Saturday. Just wish I didn’t have to deal with the headache Sundays that usually follow now a days. Getting old sucks! “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

War of the Worlds (couldn’t believe it was written in 1880’s) The Grapes of Wrath Slaughter House Five (for the 5th or so time) Many, many more, though I have to admit I cheat. Books on audio while driving. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

This is a very preliminary report, but I doubt the incident will ever give us any useful information on how to be safer skydivers. The US Army crewman was found face down with his canopy out of the container, but unopened. It was a silk parachute! Although this incident happened over 60 years ago, two climbers just recently found the well preserved body (and his parachute) on a California glacier. Full Story From ABC News: Body Found Believed to Be WWII Airman Hope this isn’t a repeat post, didn’t see anything else on a cursory review of previous posts. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Kind of like having a diet coke while eating the whole pizza by yourself. Seriously they are both low in carbs. But the Nachos I ate today were not, so so much for the diet this weekend. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

I respect everyone’s opinion. Mine is that if you constantly shelter your children they grow to become twits with no concept of reality. Not falling down drunk and she is a teen not a child. I honestly hope this doesn’t sound hostile. Was not intended to be. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

watching a movie with my daughter... have no energy to go out on a friday night. I have no life. getting old(er) sucks “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

Hope you are doing well. I also hope you don't mind my saying that I don't feel as bad now. I always feel strangely guilty as though I'm cheating on someone the longer I'm away. I never claimed to be great at it but when I am doing it I feel so alive. “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth