themitchyone

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    Perris Valley, CA
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  1. themitchyone

    what keeps you going back up?

    The thrill doesn't go away: like sex. Also, I think it gets more fun because that initial terrifying fear no longer gets in the way. "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  2. themitchyone

    My first time!! **PICS INSIDE**

    Congrats, Eddie!
  3. themitchyone

    A "brainy" website

    Hey, I finally got one over on this game . I was thinking of photographic film. The game guessed "dingleberries" on question 28 . "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  4. themitchyone

    96 yr. old man does solo skydive!

    I say good for him for trying, and it's great that he'll be ok and wants to jump again, but it seems like the instructors knew it wasn't safe considering that before he jumped Probably should stick to tandems in the future. "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  5. themitchyone

    Your favorite healthy snack food

    I would recommend low-fat Oreos which are quite tasty, but I see you might be tempted to eat the whole bag like the Twizzlers Try Kettle Korn or Pirate's Booty. mmmmm snacks... "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  6. themitchyone

    Got My A!!!

    Congratulations!!
  7. themitchyone

    Got My A License!

    Congratulations!
  8. themitchyone

    my 6th jump AFF-L6 video

    Looks great to me... my flips aren't nearly as purty I'm sure "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  9. themitchyone

    Elsinore closing?

    I heard this rumor. Any confirmations of this rumor? details? info? Thanks.
  10. themitchyone

    anyone else had sex with a Realdoll?

    Ok, that website kept me busy longer than I should care to admit. Some of these dolls look real in kind of a creepy way, I think . Some of the FAQs are creepy as well and/or amusing. The last one is "Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap? No." "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  11. themitchyone

    Got my A license!

    Congrats! See you at Perris sometime. "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  12. themitchyone

    What's a good old movie?

    These are my favorites: The Apartment (1960) - Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine Some Like it Hot (1959) - Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis The Lifeboat (1944) - Tallulah Bankhead "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  13. themitchyone

    There is only 206 days till???

    'til Kai and I can share some beers. "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  14. themitchyone

    Next AFF jump question

    I remember saying to myself as I left the plane, "arch, straighten legs." "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson
  15. themitchyone

    Santa's in the Tunnel

    http://www.perrisvalleyskydiving.com/cams/webcams.asp?c=w "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson