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    Thinking about obtaining the whole series of either Emergency! or CHiPs to watch. Which one would you suggest? My current thoughts lean toward CHiPs right now....



    Charlie's Angels. or maybe The MOD Squad.

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    :D:D:D:D

    I think he found his calling. B|



    I nominate Shah, in addition to giving advice, to be in charge of writing explanations, proclamations, congressional bills and treaties and vcr user manuals.

    I still laughing. My 12-yo thinks I've finally lost it.:D:D

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    Obama bombs the moon. Nobel peace prize awarded.


    This is a preemptive war with the Lunonians!
    This bombing prevented a non existent war!

    After all what makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
    Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


    Wait just a minute!!! Are we at war with the Moononians or the Lunonians ?!? .........or is it just with the Moononites? (militant, terrorist wing of the Moononians.) :|

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    The Moononians will not be pleased with this!
    But ask us if we care! We have an atmosphere! And we have burritos! What do they got!



    All of their skydivers got broken legs. (no air means crappy glide ratio and piss-poor flare.)B|

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    I also could add:

    Married..... to an international arms dealer.


    (but... it was VERY FUN to use that to make that rather persistent guy suddenly NOT SO PERSISTENT.)



    Suddenly I have this image of Chevy Chase sitting in a bar in a banana republic. :)

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    … 2m1f, or 1f2m …



    Does the commutative property not apply? How are these two different?



    I think the difference would be in how you would apply the "spooning" rules. (see other topic)

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    Sex is a beautiful thing, between the 3 persons involved.



    I SUPPOSE so.........but only IF I'm one of the three. Otherwise, it's disgusting and immoral. ;)


    How do you know if the three persons involved are 3m, or 2m1f, or 1f2m, or 3f? I didn't see it specified. :P


    E. [x] None of the above.:S

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    FRENCHY! He and my grandfather were great buds at the campfire in Z Hills and then in Lake Wales.

    He was very good to me, a 17yr old punk ass kid that would mess with him all the time! He loved it and hated it at the same time.

    I remember when I burnt down my trailer... well, it was my grandfather's, but Frenchy's trailer was right next to it. It was close to burning his down too, he was mad, but none of his 10000000 t shirts got burnt.

    I do remember the gold shovel, I remember him chasing that guy, I was there! I spent 3 years with him at Lake Wales and Frenchy was one of the main reasons people stayed out too late, listening to him ramble about who knows what!

    I remember Mike X doing that jump too!!

    Miss YOUR fireplace and I'm sure you and grampi are arguing about who gets the lady angels tonight!

    FLY high and Swoop Low!

    Clint MacBeth



    Clint, Here's your grandfather surrounded by a few of his. I think it was his b'day. Maybe he'll share with Frenchy. (your dad's in there too.)

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    Y'all are all disgusting. Don't y'all know that s-e-x is for the purpose of procreation between two people in a committed, monotonous relationship.?

    Fixed it for ya.:)


    Thanks! That's the word I was looking for! I started to say "mountainous" but I knew THAT couldn't be right.........or COULD it?

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    But I do recall reading an article in Psychology Today where by some therapist now feel that women who do not desire sex are actually in the norm and thus do not need any therapy nor medical attention.

    Uh oh, I better get V to the doctor.:o;):P

    Viagra is big business! And the though of perhaps helping women out with their sex drive has been a very serious drive for pharmaceutical companies.
    But women being more complicated then men, who would have guessed, don't necessarily respond the same as men to cretin drugs like Viagra. And as I recall the article was stating that it was perfectly normal for some women to have zero sex drive.


    Whooooooosh!

  18. Y'all are all disgusting. Don't y'all know that s-e-x is for the purpose of procreation between two people in a committed, monogemus menogamous 1-on-1 relationship.?

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    You haven't seen our aeroplane.



    Do yall not have duct tape over there??



    Yep, but we used up the last roll sticking the wings back on.

    Actually our Caravan is relatively shiny and new, but it's very cramped with a full load. I'm thinking we could maybe tape a cardboard box to the roof and put a couple of jumpers in there, free up some space inside.



    no......No......NO!! ......tie the box down with a coat hanger. It's already been tried and proven!

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    Riding on top of cars seem to be an Alabama thing. :S

    Remember the thread I posted about two black dudes laying on top of bed mattresses on the roof of a car? That was in Montgomery.

    Yes, I have seen plenty of stupidity around here.



    Big f'n deal! I know a lot of people who ride around on the OUTSIDE of AIRPLANES IN FLIGHT! .....and they're not from Alabama and they don't use coat hangers!

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    Mike X posted a video of Frenchie on Youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gom0Z751U

    Eternal Blue Ones, Frenchie.

    Keep the camp fires going......



    Mike, What a great tribute to Frenchie. Frenchie was a fixture at the old Z-Hills and someone who I had many conversations with and I never knew what he was talking about! I bet he NEVER washed his coffee cup!

    He was a dear man who meant a lot to many and will be remembered a long time. Your video tribute was awesome.


    Hi Dan. Yep, very nice video. Well done. LOL about the coffee cup. Remember a couple of the girls at ZHills grabbed his cup and washed it while he wasn't looking. He was PO'd for days. He said "ze de-tair-zhent will geeve you sto-mick can-sair!":P