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I shudder to think that any guy has ever let the little general interfere in their thought process....it just doesn't seem possible PMS #62 Zarza R[red

::GASP:: No..NO...say it aint so...::sobbing::...say it ain't so... PMS #62 Zarza R[red

Why would he do something so stupid? If you haven't heard the news Sammy Sosa was ejected in the first inning of Tuesday night's game with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays after umpires found cork in his shattered bat. ::sigh:: PMS #62 Zarza R[red

I'm sorry to here about KT. He is definitely one of the coolest lil' puppy dudes I've ever dealt with. He seems to have major puppy power so I'm sure he'll be alright but he is in my thoughts and prayers. Sharon PMS #62 Zarza R[red

Febreze!!! It works on all types O' stink stank. PMS #62 Zarza R[red

I have to admit that I dig the Monty Python accent too (next to an Aussie one). I don't think the “Swallows & Coconuts” explanation would have been near as funny in any other accent.

That's what people tell me... PMS #62 Zarza R[red

Cause Raeford knows how to thrown down something serious! I didn't get to do the hot tub thing but I didn’t know I could have SO much fun in SO much rain. I'll have to find some laundry trick to get all the glow stick goo stains out my shirt. PMS #62 Zarza R[red

As far as accents go in general...I love an Australian accent...very nice PMS #62 Zarza R[red

I have to agree with Laurel. If two people aren’t into a relationship they should go their separate ways. Even if it’s a one sided thing where one person is into it, the person who is not into it should make it known. Trying to spare feelings only makes it worse in the end. You have a better chance of “really” staying friends if you just make it known. I would definitely rather have a guy tell me I wasn’t in his future than to try and spare me heartache. PMS #62 Zarza R[red

It took me forever but I was able to pull a McGiver with print screen and photoshop. I'm a resourceful gal

I have no idea why I'm up this early but anyways heres one.... A man walks into a bar carrying a battered briefcase and orders a cold one. The bartender brings him a beer and says, "Hey pal, it's none of my business, but what do have in the case?" Without saying a word, the man opens the case and out pops a little man, about a foot high. He runs across the bar, jumps down to the floor, runs across the room to a piano in the corner, jumps up and begins to play. He is pounding out wonderful piano music, and people are peeking in from the street to see who this guy is. Pretty soon the bar is full of people and the bartender is doing better business than he has in years. "Hey that guy is great," he says to the man with the case. "Where did you get him?" "I was in Egypt by the Great Pyramids," the man replies. "It was very hot so I leaned against the pyramid to rest. The stone block moved and I found a magic lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared and said he would grant just one wish." "That's incredible," said the bartender, "do you think it is still there?" "Oh, it's still there," the man said, "but I have to warn you that when you make your wish, be sure to speak very slowly and clearly and enunciate each word." "Well, it works, right?" said the bartender. "You got your wish didn't you?" "Tell me," the man replied wearily, "do you really think I would wish for a twelve-inch pianist?" PMS #62 Zarza R[red

"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands." PMS #62 Zarza R[red

2:2:1 Weather was kinda weird but I got to party in RAEFORD so it would have been an awesome weekend without jumps...although jumps are the icing on the cake.

Besides, if every party was like a DZ party, we would be too hung-over to jump on Saturday Welcome! True...very true...

Shiner Bock huh...you know it's a shame I lived in DFW for 2 years and never got to try it...and to think I call myself a skydiver PMS #62 Zarza R[red

Holla all, I'm a fairly young jumper and figured I'd jump on DZ.com so that I could start posting to get all kinds of advice on skydiving, gear, beer, and all the stuff that every skydiver should know. Like why can't every party go down DZ style? But on second thought, I don't think I'd want to see some of my co-workers naked in a hot tub. PMS #62 Zarza R[red