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Does anyone have a good website that is pretty specific?

He graduated from a white belt to a white belt with a green stripe. I couldn't be more proud!!

My little girl!!!!!!!!!

Someone mentioned "devistating" and that's what I was thinking too. You probably already know, everyone will tell you to you're better off and to move on, and they are right. It hurts, but not for too long. A similar experience made me a much better guy for my wife.

Was he still attached to them?

Does anyone know where to look for reports that tell what toys have lead in them from china? Thanks Mike

Just a note to all you freaks out there with kicking systems... I am moving and you all are one of the major reasons. I can appreciate a killer thumping system, but not at 3 am and hanging out in front of my house at the stop sign. Have some fucking decency and turn that shit down when you are around a quiet neighborhood. It's not impressive.

I have to work with this guy who I can only describe as a POS. He's been dating one of the big boss's daughters and jsut recently married her. Even in this real tight time where work slow, he's still here. I cant even look at him. He has to be told to do everything at least 3 times before any action is taken and he'll bithc all the way. I got so dusgusted with him that I told him to just go sweep the area and he just pushed all the debris to where you cant see. Just a complete and utter lack of any ambition or pride in your job in any way. 2/3 of our workforce is laid off and he's still here getting paid. It makes me sick. I've always wanted to be a carpenter so I dont expect everyone to have the same enthusiasm for our work like I do. I know a lot of these guys "ended" up doing this. Nepotism is alive!!

I'm floating the market now, and I'm hoping to get under 5%. C'mon drop you bastards!

Ok, I've bought and sold 4 houses now, refinanced 3 times. I'm buying the next one, and What are the rates going to do in the next 3 weeks? I thought after the stock slide in the last few days they would follow, but it's not happening. I've got almost 30 days left to lock in a rate.

Turns out all is well. He found a little mold in one ocrner of the attic, but no big deal. Just so happens, I work for an environmental abatement outfit that specializes in that sort of thing. Other than that, all went well.

Spike their coffee with a few vicoden and call your safety guy at the office to piss test them.

Ive got a nice fire going and I cant help but be mesmerized by it. I wonder why? My little ones are even hypnotized when I have on going. Nature's television.

I'm wondering if this guy coming is going to open each electrical box or pressure test the plumbing? Or is he going to just look up in the attic and chjeck the roof. Any ideas?

I had sex with one of my mom's friends. She said I was great, but I dont even know if I broke the plain before making a mess.

Hey! I went back and forth for a day and I sold my hosue today! About $5000 off the asking price, but that isnt too bad in this market. I'm downsizing house size but also upgrading to a lot over an acre so I can tug the kids around on the 4 wheeler in the back yard and pee off the front deck without being stared at. Just so happens the house is primed and ready for a 1600 ft addition that will make it a palace! Happy happy happy! Oh and I got pulled over by a cop today, and he let me go! Better buy a lottery ticket!

Ok, so I ordered these from Adam and eve's website. What do you ladies think?

So I was sleeping, and I heard a odd noise and it's coming form the boy's room, but from the outside. I immediately determine that it's somebody trying to come in and steal my son. Upon further inspection, nope, just the umbrella flailing aroudn in the wind. I told my mother this and she just nodded her head and smiled. WTF? Smiled? I thought she would have understood how scared I was, but here she is nodding and grinning. Jeez, am I parent?

Just in case you were curious, Biore strip made from high strength glue and a tampon do NOT work! My wife is still laughing. This isnt funny.

Maybe one of you guys can help me out. What do you search for if you are looking for one of these skirts that only covers your butt? It's like this picture, but more straight and square and not so flashy. They start and end only at the sides and wrap around the back. Kind of like a butt-cape.

I dont know why it's such a hot little accessory but I was looking for things that would complete the outfit and I saw these. Whew, I must fan myself.

I went to a strip club for a bachelor party back in June or July and I saw a dancer wearing something like these. Oooo man they were hot. I'm telling the woman to get some. Dont ask me why I jsut remembered. If any of you ladies are nervous to wear some exotic attire for your man, feel free to email me a picture with good lighting so I can give you an honest, non biased opinion.

LOL! Thats damn funny!

Has anyone had any experience with a chiropractor helping with allergies or fighting disease? I read somewhere years ago about a little girl who's respiratory ailments were helped tremendously with a few adjustments from a back cracker. I didnt know if it was all bull. I know adjustments make me feel a lot better and mobile.