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I´m planning to stay in contact whenever that happens again. heehe. Heh, thats funny .

Ok ok heres the final version........... Unfortunally i cant upload the full color version , its to big. phew ... im 10 years older Heh, thats funny . new3.bmp

Ill try to paste it then ........ hè Difficult this internet Heh, thats funny . newamber.bmp

Ill try to atach again....... Yep here it is. Heh, thats funny . amber%20dawn_jpg.htm

`Hrm...this picture is missing something.... *snaps fingers* ...ahh yes, where is her rig? ´ Well your lucky I found a picture off her with her rig on, here it is. hehehe Parrot Heh, thats funny .

Great those photoshop-pics. Very funny

I guess they didnt flare enough.... Heh, thats funny .

Story behind meandjoe-picture Agreed to meet Joe at the local bar at 9.00pm. Joe showed up early at 9.00am, drank all the booze in the bar, so he´s blind. Me looking kinda like wondering, ..... how can i improve communications in order to prevent situations like this in future. Just kiddin, the Parrot Heh, thats funny .

How do you know your cheese really exists ?? the Parrot Heh, thats funny .

Oh ok. U never find out when you wont ask. the Parrot Heh, thats funny .

Who moved my cheese? As a non-american i need to ask, does `Who moved my cheese?` mean it allready has been posted ?? the Parrot Heh, thats funny .

You are one of the people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway. Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps just like this before. Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute. Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in melti-engine aircraft under corde red conditions. Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline. Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment. Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too. Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings. Advertiser: you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99. Engineer: you make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss. Scientist: you give them the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked. Mathematician: you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases. Philosophy: you ask how they know the parachute actually exists. English: you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions. Comparative Literature: you read the parachute instructions in all four languages. Computer Science: you design a machine capable of operating a parachute as well as a human being could. Economics: you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute. Psychoanalysis: you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them of. Drama: you tie them down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute. Art: you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it. Republican: as you jump out with the parachute, you tell them to work hard and not expect handouts. Democrat: you ask them for a dollar to buy scissors so you can cut the parachute into two equal pieces. Libertarian: after reminding them of their constitutional right to have a parachute, you take it and jump out. Ross Perot: you tell them not to worry, since it won't take you long to learn how to fix a plane. Surgeon General: you issue a warning that skydiving can be hazardous to your health. Association of Tobacco Growers: you explain very patiently that despite a number of remarkable coincidences, studies have shown no link whatsoever between airplane crashes and death. National Rifle Association: you shoot them and take the parachute. Police Bigot: you beat them unconscious with the parachute. Environmentalist: you refuse to use the parachute unless it is biodegradable. Objectivist: your only rational and moral choice is to take the parachute, as the free market will take care of the other person. Sports Fan: you start betting on how long it will take to crash. Auto Mechanic: as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it works fine. the Parrot Heh, thats funny .

Yea they tried it, and maybe i like to try it someday after some groundlevel practicing. One minor detail though, where do i find me a woman. The Parrot Heh, thats funny .

Heres a new move for all those formation-skydivers outta there. http://www.flashmountain.com/skydive01.shtml Have Fun. p.s. When you practice the formations on the ground, you probably attain the formation faster in air then without practice. p.s.2 Lessons available for female students given by licensed instructor. (me) The Parrot Heh, thats funny .

Have had some similar problems in the past. Social Life 11.8 was running fine. As well as Girlfriend 9.0 with BlowJob Deluxe feauture (enhanced edition!). It even ran in AnywayAnytimeAnywhere mode. Never had a problem except that CPU was running in stupidity mode. All was fine until I installed Skydiving 1.0… All of sudden it appeared I had more software installed than I realized: Mother in Law Wants Grandchildren 0.9, Move in with Me 1.1, Feeling Neglected 3.3 (never heard that before) and Only See You On Weekdays 2.1 to name a few. I tried to solve this problem with Take Girlfried To DZ 1.0 and 1.1 but that turned to out to be a disaster and resulted in Bored Silly 1.0 and Saying Stupid Things 3.4 being installed. Problems increased after installing Addicted to Skydiving 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0 subsequently. Disaster struck when I installed Single Skydiving Female 1.0. (Mind you, Single Female Skydiver software is hard to find, so if you come across a copy make sure you get your hands on it immediately.) The Blow Job feauture was corrupted and Mother in Law Wants Grandchildren 0.9, Move in with Me 1.1, Feeling Neglected 3.0 and Only See You On Weekdays 2.1 could no longer run in background. I had to do something radically. The only solution left was to install Ditch the Bitch 1.0 several times and deleting all Girlfriend related software. After several cold boots I finally managed to install Skydiving Girlfriend 1.0. Won’t be long till I’ll upgrade Skydiving Wife 1.0… Heh, thats funny .

I've had some problems lately. I've been running the same version of Skydiving 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that Skydiving 1.0 won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. GirlFriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with my Beer 1.0 program, often trying to abort Beer 1.0 with some sort of timing incompatibility, which causes a major problem since Beer 1.0 normally follows Skydiving 1.0 in the operating sequences. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself, however, the Token Ring absorbed the resources needed to run Skydiving 1.0 and Beer 1.0. Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, I ran it with Saftey Meeting 2.0 and Mile High Club 3.3. It gave me a virus which precluded me from running Mile High Club anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 with Safety Meeting 2.0 and Mile High Club 3.3 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality unlike BASE 1.2 which requires just the opposite in order to avoid a crash. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally "object-oriented." but refuses to recognise E.F.S. as an essential operating system component. A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. Despite the known system control losses he did it anyway and found that even more resourses allocated to Skydiving 1.0, Beer 1.0, Safety Meeting 2.0 were being used. To make matters worse, soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load Skydiving 1.0 or Beer 1.0. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus, which unknown to him at the time, has severe conditional parameters. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-lns he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherlnLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off. I told him to try installing Skygoddess 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Skygoddess 1.0 and most other recreational programs won't install anyway because of insufficient resources, leading to over use of Beer 1.0. Another friend found out that after eleven years running WifeAndKids 1.0, the Wife program decided to link to Boyfriends 2.0. He now allows to run any version of Beer, Girlfriends and Skydiving. His only problem now is that when he uninstalled Wife 1.0 it automaticly degrade his version of Wallet 1.0 to Wallet 0.5. Heh, thats funny .

After all, it is about boobies Very interesting topic, maybe get more milk producing boobies . Heh, thats funny .

Thx Freeflir,

Hello, Can any1 tell me from which windspeed student-jumpers normally must stop jumping...?? I jump whit a student Manta rig. Heh, thats funny .

kinda like yo adrian, but since im not an American i really dont know what is meant with an adrian-man Heh, thats funny .

Hehe finally, had to read some old threads to figure out where i could do it Heh, thats funny .

test 2 Heh, thats funny .

test, do i have picture with name ? Heh, thats funny .