2fat2fly

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  1. What is the nearest DZ to Gatlinburg, Tn? Thanks
  2. Go to a window tinting place and see if they can cut, or refer you to someone who can cut a custom sticker. I've always put something a little extra on my fire helmet so naturally I did the same thing to the protec that I jump in. It will probably be single color but the plastic stuff they use holds up well. Between training and responses, mine lasted probably 10 hours in burning buildings (spaced over a year and a half). I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Note to all-Some things don't go over well at 6 am I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. OK, thanks, sort of, I guess, maybe? Really, I'm just waiting for someone else to come in this morning so that I can share the joy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. 2fat2fly

    0.3

    Posts per day. That's it. How do you guys hit these outlandish numbers? I check the forum out 3 times a day and still don't have that much to say. Maybe AggieDave will host a postwhoring seminar at the next Safety Day
  6. OK, I'm tired of being lost on this. Someone please tell me the duck joke......You may have to remind me later that I asked for it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. 2fat2fly

    On the way!

    So, you've met my ex wife? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. How the hell do I get credit? --------- Get a divorce, crash a Harley (not paid for), be out of work for a long time.......Oh, I'll bet that you want GOOD credit----sorry, disregard I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. 2fat2fly

    On the way!

    Just got off the phone w/Tony Suits. My pre-second jumpsuit is on the way. What's a good emoticon for super excited? Also refinanced the house today (which is how I got off work in time to call about the suit) and after it's all said and done it frees up my tax money that I've been sitting on to order a new container as long as it's reasonably priced. Hooray for good luck and clean living! Oh, crap-better make that two hoorays for luck
  10. No, I think that he'll be here posting, not on one of those sites I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I'm taking my brother-in-law for a tandem in the next week or two. I'm looking at "Unwell" by Matchbox Twenty (at least the chorus) for the prejump footage and since he's a baptist preacher, I've found a blue-grassy "I'll fly away" for the jump. The plan is to sneak the tape to church the following Sunday and play it on the screen behind the pulpit when he starts the sermon. I don't go there so they can't run me off But, for a first jump vid, you should look at Unwell. I think that it will flow pretty good. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. WANNA BUY A DUCK? A What? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. OK, I'm low time so I should be packing but I've never jumped anywhere that had a packer. If I ever do, believe me, I'll make use of them. Besides, I'm scared every time I jump the wad of crap that I have shoved in the bag OK, kidding on the last and a big thanks to Team Benton for the packing props and lessons. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. 8:01 pm I'm at work. Day started at 4 am, in the office by 5. Left @ 4:30 to eat and change clothes, came back @ 6 pm. Will be here until 9 at least. Catching up here for a couple of minutes because I'm Freakin' tired. Before my manager bailed (he's off tomorrow) he came out to tell me that I needed to put together a couple of "inventive" slides for his presentation. Sorry, I should have put this in Venting but I forgot about it until just now. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. I don't do that anymore That's what I say about drinking. "I don't do that anymore......I just don't do it any less" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. That's not what I heard I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Are you THAT confident that you'll never use your reserve?? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. This stands alone as a statement I won't touch, anybody else want to take the shot? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Hint "A show with everything but Yul Brenner" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. I'll reply to that as soon as my heart restarts I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. The only thing I'll get at McD's is a vanilla shake and fries, I guess it's the sweet/salty combo. I never thought of dipping. I wonder if I can scrape enough change together for a quick trip I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. What do you like that your friends/family turn up their noses at? My wife can't stand to watch me put A1 on pizza and I was eating Ritz peanut butter sandwiches and French's french onion dip this evening. Don't ya'll hate it when I'm left alone on a Friday night? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Next up "I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. 2fat2fly

    Holy crap

    I'm glad ya'll had such a great pilot. If it weren't for your posts I'd have to get to work instead of hiding in my office on Dropzone.com I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Now I'll really date myself-I used to see the B52's in Athens when it was just a bar band. Got to see REM early too. A bar called the 40 watt. Does anyone know if it's still open? It was as of a few years ago. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried