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    So here I am on vacation in Hawaii, and Hurricane Flossie is bearing down on us. Difficult to get in a car and drive very far!



    Get together with some friends and put on masks of ex-presidents, then hit a few banks. Then when the storm rolls in, grab the surfboards!:ph34r:
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    I remember a case in Florida a few yrs. ago. A hitchiker's driver was an armed bank robber, got into a shootout w/ the cops. Guy tried to surrender during the shootout. Perp killed a cop. Hitchiker went down for cop killing. Don't know what the outcome of that case was tho. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.[:/] I hope I'm never in the wrong place at the right time.



    Another really fucked up case was right here in Denver a few years ago. A woman was arrested by the cops and was in their custody. A few minutes later, her boyfriend killed a cop. They charged her with the murder.:S Google for "Lisl Auman".
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Kill the criminal and he won't do it again. That certainly deters him.



    How many people do we need to have exonerated by DNA evidence after spending years in prison, to make people understand that the criminal justice system is just a poker game between lawyers and does not reach conclusions accurate enough to make non-reversible sentences. And then there are cases like Rolando Cruz, (google it).

    And then there was the case of a man railroaded into a death sentence, who was saved by a film-maker: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096257/
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Macs *are* virus targets, though nowhere near as much as Wintel machines.

    However, that's no reason for complacency.

    mh
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    I've been hearing that for years, but I've been using my Mac now for four years and have yet to see a Mac virus. The worst virus I ever saw on an x86 box was the one that identifies its self as w-i-n-d-o-w-s.
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Dont get me started on FedEX...the bastage around here cant read letters >:( 3 times now I have looked at tracking info, says package is delivered. Not to my door, but another one in my building. WE ARE ALL LABELED!!! A B C D E....etc. How hard is it to walk around and find L?



    I have that same problem with USPS. My mailbox is in front of the house. The house has a big number on it. The mailbox has the number on it. I even put the number on the INSIDE of the mailbox door along with my name. And the morons STILL think that delivering mail to another house somewhere in the general neighborhood is close enough.>:(

    It is so bad that I now sort my mail standing at the mailbox, so I can put the mail for other people back in w/o making a separate trip back out to the box.
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    What kind of Jump should I do to celebrate my divorce?



    Join the IFIF club.:ph34r:
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    that is fine as long as you keep the webcam turned off.



    Mark, don't listen to him. Keep the webcam on!


    OK Mark, but at least have the decency to apply extended ACL's to permit SkyMama, but deny the rest of us.[:/]
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    ...I should be able to work from home in my underwear!



    Oh, quit complaining and answer my last PM. If you want to work for us at home in your underwear, that is fine as long as you keep the webcam turned off.:P
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    I thought it was lil Devil bitchin about selling her rig.:D;)

    she is not an ausse, she's a PON, we just cant get rid of the bitch:D:D:D


    And you can bight me too ;- p


    If Squeak is too busy, I'd be more than happy to oblige.;)
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    .... here in iraq.... they sit in their driveways in lawn chairs and drink water...



    Americans do the same thing, but they have brand names for their water: Budweiser, Coors, Busch, etc.:ph34r:
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Sorry to disappoint, it was a guest anchor. And we spent most of the time laughing about how old we felt because the subject was pearl jam. But a good segment overall. :-)



    Ahh...so you did get to say a few words then?:ph34r:
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    In the middle of the discussion move your lips for a few seconds, but don't say anything!:D:D

    Then ask Bill what the hell just happened?



    I LOVE it!!!!:D:D:D

    I'll give Peter $50 if he does that!:ph34r:
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

  24. Here is a tip, Peter:

    If Bill comes up with some "fact" you know is bogus, just ask him:

    "What is the source for that? Is it the same source you used for the Malmedy facts""

    Then watch his blood pressure skyrocket.:D:D:D

    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    I'll give you 5 buck to use the word sham in your interview.:P



    I'd give $20 to see him call Bill a "pinhead".
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.