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ANOTHER downsizing-thread..

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"We got a witch! may we burn her?....She azz got a wort though! Burn her anyways!";)

I gave up reading after page 1, so if I reiterate anything, sorry.

Go slow, and be cautious.

Dude, just don't go breaking yourself, or somebody else.
We cannot afford to lose FAG#1.

Doug.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston Churchill

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Never, i did almost bust me knee cap right off though after a tree jumped out at me from nowhere. Entirely not my fault.



focking trees, they should hunt 'em down and kill them.. :P
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
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-Yoda

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"We got a witch! may we burn her?....She azz got a wort though! Burn her anyways!";)

I gave up reading after page 1, so if I reiterate anything, sorry.

Go slow, and be cautious.

Dude, just don't go breaking yourself, or somebody else.
We cannot afford to lose FAG#1.

Doug.



nah, i try not to..

what would the world be without the #1 FAG! :)
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Now this is funny. Marko the guy that was told not to down size in this thread
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=3119689;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;

and almost killed himself is now giving advice to someone else. Its like the blind leading the blind. This is great entertainment over the winter months. Thanks guys!!!!
Never give the gates up and always trust your rears!

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Now this is funny. Marko the guy that was told not to down size in this thread
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=3119689;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;

and almost killed himself is now giving advice to someone else. Its like the blind leading the blind. This is great entertainment over the winter months. Thanks guys!!!!



i knew that name sounded familiar..

actually, i was kidding three posts further up..
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Jerry thanks for bringing that one back up.....


http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=guestpass&id=7vj50


If you watch this video....ozzy13 is eating shit in the last clip....800 jumps and he couldn't land a 170 off the drop zone....lucky you didn't break a lot of bones brother!!!


Im just trying to help the kid out so he doesnt make the same mistake i made!! Thats the right thing to do right?

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Why are you not standing up your landings?

Until you are standing up 99% + of your landings, you would just be wasting time and money downsizing or getting a higher performance canopy of the same size.

Spend your time and money learning to stand up every landing.

When you have achieved that look at downsizing.

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Jerry thanks for bringing that one back up.....


http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=guestpass&id=7vj50


If you watch this video....ozzy13 is eating shit in the last clip....800 jumps and he couldn't land a 170 off the drop zone....lucky you didn't break a lot of bones brother!!!


Im just trying to help the kid out so he doesnt make the same mistake i made!! Thats the right thing to do right?




Marko tell the facts Dont lie to make yourself look better I had 300 jumps and it was a 149 safire. First off DZ landing. Had a brain fart It looked a lot worse then it really was. Dont deflect the fact that you were in this kids shoes and did the same thing he is doing... Not listening. That why I find it funny that you are giving him Advice
Never give the gates up and always trust your rears!

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You had 2 ways to look at Mark giving advice. You could have said:

"Good job telling him not to downsize, its obvious you have learned something"

or

"Thats rich coming from you, heres you almost dying"

Which one is the douch bag reply?
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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I didnt say that he shouldn't say anything I said I found it funny;)



Jerry stop bullshitting everyone...wtf is a brain fart...i looked it up

Brain Fart - When someone sits on your ear while you are sleeping and farts. Usually done as sick pranks at late night parties.

So someone sat on you ear while you were sleeping under canopy and farted....i dont see how this has anything to do with you eating shit on your 170 on your first off Dropzone landing....with 800 jumps...

Like i always say gerry....its all out of live

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my first offf-landing was a nice standup, next to the road, at an elevation of approximately 2500ft above sea-level.. :D



Jerry this guy flies better then you ;)
hahaha


and i have a quarter of the jumps.. :P

:D:D:D
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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oh, and after pasts weekend jumping, i'm sure as hell staying on the ole' sabre.. wingsuits are just too much fun! :)



I just hope you've tossed a camera and a tandem hybrid into the mix.

Sanji can tell you - go big or go home.
Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal

Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

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