pirana 0 #26 November 12, 2010 QuoteIn a similar vein, this is from about 12 years ago when Bill Clinton was Pres. As Pres. Clinton was returning to the White House one snowy January day, he saw where some one had urinated in the snow and had written, "Clinton Sucks!". He ordered the Secret Service to investigate. The next day the agent came into the Oval Office with the results of the investigation. "Well Sir," the agent said, "We've got bad news and worse news." "How bad can it be?" asked the Pres. The agent replied, "We anylized the DNA of the urine and found that it belongs to Vice President Gore." "Damn! Well, what's the other news?" "The worse news is that it's Hillary's handwriting." These are funny jokes, especially that one. Hard to believe we have people on here with such gentle sensitivities." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #27 November 12, 2010 QuoteHard to believe we have people on here with such evolved and superior to others (according to them) sensitivites fix it PC-style for you no need to thank me - I'm a giver ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #28 November 12, 2010 QuoteQuoteHard to believe we have people on here with such evolved and superior to others (according to them) sensitivites fix it PC-style for you no need to thank me - I'm a giver You are correct. Just aks them - they'll tell you how much better they are! Anyway - note the soft chauvinism of s group who thinks how horrible it is to attack a President's wife... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #29 November 12, 2010 Quote Point #1: Nobody called anybody a whore. Lots of non-whores have been inside a whorehouse. Point #2: Lighten up, Francis. It was a FUCKING JOKE! There are only about 10 jokes in the wntire world. All the rest are just variations on a theme with different nouns and sdjectives. So... Here's one from the middle '60s. Pres. Johnson was speaking at a NAACP meeting and had to go pee. He wound up at the urinal next to Jessie Jackson. Johnson glances over and says, "Damn, Jessie! You're hung like a horse." Jackson replies, "Well, Mr. President, all black men are like this because of the way we make love. See, we push it in hard and p u l l it out slow. Push it in hard and p u l l it out slow." Later that night when Johnson and Lady Bird go to bed he decides to try that technique. He pushes it in hard and p u l l s it out slow. He pushes it in hard and p u l l s it out slow. Then Lady Bird says, "Lyndon, do know you're fucking just like a black man?"Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
