I miss...

[ExAFO 0]

I Miss those old, bigger than a phone booth voting machines--the ones that had a curtain, push-buttons, and a lever.

...not that I was old enough to vote then, but I remember my mom taking me w/her when she voted when I was little.

Also, I farted in the voting booth this morning. It was very audible.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[AWL71 0]

I prefer the "silent but violent" farts myself. Easier to deflect blame to someone else that way.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

[Andrewwhyte 1]

In Canada we use a piece of paper and a pencil.

[mnealtx 0]

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In Canada we use a piece of paper and a pencil.

Blowgun fart? Sounds like a "silent but deadly" to me!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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[lawrocket 3]

I voted by scantron this morning. It was amazingly efficient, and no hanging chads.

Despite that, I am considering filing a lawsuit to allege that my vote was not counted properly. I will allege that I voted for the wrong person. I know this because I specifically recall putting my mark on a vote for Imperato, even though I didn't want my vote to go to him. I was confused at the time. I really meant to vote for Christine Smith.

I'll blame Bush, too.

My wife is hotter than your wife.