AggieDave 6 #1 December 20, 2006 This one is real. Its a conspiracy by the professional pshrinks to keep us screwed up for our entire lives (personally I find this hilarious): QuoteMum sues over ruined nude pics Monday, December 11, 2006 Sigmar Polke Detail from a untitled work by photographer Sigmar Polke. MILF not pictured. A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them. Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000. But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do. In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures. Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, and only made £8,000 at auction. Anton is now suing the German child services organisation that placed Mehmet with her two years ago for the remaining value of the pictures. A court in Bonn will rule on the case on December 29. ttp://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=1--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #2 December 20, 2006 Quote...after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them. Way too disturbing to contemplate. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #3 December 20, 2006 boys will be boys! .. that is what she signed up for, perhaps, knowing the value of the photos, and having foster kids in and out of her place, she should have protected the photos better!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livetofall 0 #4 December 20, 2006 ***Mum sues over ruined nude pics Monday, December 11, 2006 Sigmar Polke Detail from a untitled work by photographer Sigmar Polke. MILF not pictured.*** I wonder is she really is a MILF..maybe shes a fat pig now and thats why the shrinks are involved for the poor kid who found out he was rubbing one out over her. That must of been a hell of a batch he blew on those photos to drop the value so severely..she could just sell them as an abstract now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #5 December 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteboys will be boys! .. that is what she signed up for, perhaps, knowing the value of the photos, and having foster kids in and out of her place, she should have protected the photos better! I feel bad for the poor shrink who has to listen to the young man talk about this traumatic event while being forced to keep a straight face and not burst out laughing. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skysurfer_Rob 0 #6 December 20, 2006 Guess he didn't think to use a sock huh? hehe"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #7 December 20, 2006 Is anybody else amused that somebody still bought the photos?I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites